I would staple her tongue to her larynx.
2006-07-28 15:04:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Take her about 3 miles off shore on a fishing trip, and return after dark by myself.
2006-07-28 15:08:30 · answer #1 · answered by nothing 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would never be because -
1. The religious right fights gay marriage
2. The conservatives fight gay marriage
3. Homophobes fight gay marriage
4. Close minded people hate gay marriage
5. I would be arrested and tried for poligamy
6. My husband would file for divorce (or ask to watch - I can't figure out which)
2006-07-28 22:18:04 · answer #2 · answered by volleyballchick (cowards block) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her that I love her very much but to support the fight against the Hezbollah guerillas.
2006-07-28 22:10:52 · answer #3 · answered by FRAGINAL, JTM 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
File for divorce
2006-07-28 22:06:57 · answer #4 · answered by mylittletribe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remind her that if it wasn't for the hard working liberals that she hates so much, she would even be able to vote in this country!
2006-07-28 22:12:25 · answer #5 · answered by BigScotter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure I'd have to do anything. When she discovered she was married to another woman, her head would probably explode!!
2006-07-28 22:08:09 · answer #6 · answered by Christina D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Punch the Bartender in the MOUTH that served me.
2006-07-28 22:08:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would not marry her. I would not marry a dishonest person. But if I was married to her, there would have to be a divorce, and quick!
2006-07-28 22:18:55 · answer #8 · answered by jdm003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd love to answer that, but this is a family site! Man, is she hot!
2006-07-28 23:12:06 · answer #9 · answered by analogkid1975 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Republicans generally do not agree with Gay marriages so that would exclude me.
2006-07-29 10:39:13 · answer #10 · answered by Blessed 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋