What shuld i never say to a cop?

Question

such as...
'O, i thought you was a security guard'
'tag, your it'
'wanna race'
'**** the police'
'ill take you to the donut shop'

'i love crack'
'hold my beer while i find my license'
'i got a gun to, wanna see'
'wanna bet'

if a cop asks if i know why he pulled me over shuld i say...
"depends on how long you were following me"

Answer 1

Order food.
Point at cop and Laugh uncontrollably without stopping or explaining.
"You look like a big Ferry in that hat."
"What the Fu** do you want now?"
"Look, I said I am not becoming a..." (mormon, Jehovahs Whitness, etc).
"You're going to have to chase me fat A$$"
"I'm all out of weed for the night, you'll have to come back later"
"Your zipper is down" Then flip under cop's nose or tip hat off the head.
Repeat everything they say.
"Dude...I know you...I saw pics of you at your wifes house!"
"Meow"
Don't roll down the window + Just stay on your cell and give the cop your annoyed wait a minute look.

Answer 2

the line ought to correctly be public sources, yet there ought to correctly be some guidelines as for being in the front of a public college. i ought to ask your important or instructors about that. even if, if I were on your shoes, i ought to take what he's providing merely once and browse it over. this way you could easily say you study by his textile and in case you nonetheless do not accept as true with it, it is your perrogative no longer to. Plus, you'll then be able to make an suggested reaction to at least something he may say to you and he will be a lot less likely to provide it to you back. save in ideas he gained't be attempting to harrass you, yet in all probability is doing what he thinks of as attempting that can help you. the appropriate suggestion i will make is to be form and respectful to him, and assume him to reply interior of an identical. he will also probable be better likely to leave you on my own. If he's rude or harrassing to you after that, you've a better valid reason to record him to the college or to authorities and receive the variety of reaction you're searching for. appropriate desires.

Answer 3

1. But osifer...I....
2. I pay your taxes
3. Boy, you're not as tall in person.
4. Boy, you're even fatter than you looked in the car.
5. Wait here just a minute, my house is coming back around.
6. Why and the heck can't you drive me home? I bought that car you're driving. It's mine.
7. If you didn't have on that badge, my old man over here would kick your a**


THE BEST OF ALL TIME THAT IS SURE TO GET YOU LOCKED UP (Trust me on this one)
****"I'm going to blow that, as fast as I'm going to blow that (point to it). How fast do you think that's going to happen?

HA HA HA HA. But, believe me you WILL go to jail for that one!

Answer 4

Sorry, I thought you were a urinal. (Only if you're a guy)
I was speeding cause I gotta take the dead body in my trunk to the dump before it closes.
Are you going to beat me?
I'm sorry ociffer, want some oregano(wink wink) what about beer? They entertains you while you're driving.

Answer 5

Try when a cop pulls you over and he says "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Don't say "Because you thought I had doughnuts!"...that's a bad answer

Answer 6

if a cop pulls u over and says your eyes are all red have you been smoking the pot,and then u say your eyes are all glazed have u been eating donuts....

Answer 7

well, to list a few from a plague I got my cousin, whose a cop: do you know why you stop me b/c I don't, do you mind holding my beer while I get my license & did you just stop me to make your quota.

Answer 8

I'll get my license out after I finish this beer.

Answer 9

Speeding? My bad: your wife called and told me to hurry to your house before you got off duty.

Answer 10

let me put out this blunt first
your a woman?(if its a female cop)lol
were you flashing me?
my alien friend says hi(alien from space)