i have an errection for more than 3 hours, what should i do?

Answer 1

Go to an emergency room IMMEDIATELY. That is a condition called priapism, and can cause long-term damage to the blood vessels in the penis. Also, afterwards, get a full physical checkup; if you are not using erectile dysfunction medication (Viagra, Cialis, etc.), you definitely need to find out what's going on.

Answer 2

Wake up...your dreaming...Go peee.


Speaking of peeing. I really had to go today down at the patent office.
I went to the Patent Office to register some of my inventions.

I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.

I said, "A folding bottle."

She said, "Okay, what do you call it?"

I said "A Fottle."

"What else do you have?"she asked me.

I said "A folding carton."

"And what do you call it?"

I said "A Farton."

She snickered and said, "Those are silly names for products! And one of them sounds kind of crude."

I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.


Yours: Grumpy

Answer 3

Take it off the block of dry ice and try to thaw it out

Answer 4

See a doctor!

Answer 5

Read a book? Dance?

Answer 6

Remove the pencil.

Answer 7

Take a cold shower and stop boring us with your little problems.

Answer 8

Stop taking w/e pills ur taking.If your not well, go to the doctor.

Answer 9

see a doctor

Answer 10

Cut it off.