Funniest movie line of all time?

Answer 1

"I'll have what she's having!" - after the fake orgasm in the restaurant scene. - When Sally Met Harry

Answer 2

The ending scene of Monty Python's the meaning of life. When 20 guys sing Always Look on the Bright Side of Life while strapped to crosses.

Answer 3

There are a lot of good ones on here but my favorite is "It's just a flesh wound" from Monty Python And The Holy Grail.

Answer 4

Old Man: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Old Man: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Old Man: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Old Man: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Lancelot: Blue.
Old Man: Right. Off you go.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Robin: That's easy! [approaches the Old Man]
Old Man: Stop! Whoever approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Old Man: What... is your name?
Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot.
Old Man: What... is your quest?
Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
Old Man: What... is the capital of Assyria?
Sir Robin: I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh! [is cast into the gorge]
Old Man: Stop! What... is your name?
Sir Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Old Man: What... is your quest?
Sir Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Old Man: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Galahad: Blue. No, wait auuuuuuuugh! [is cast into the gorge]
Old Man: Hee hee heh. Stop! What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is Arthur, King of the Britons.
Old Man: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Old Man: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Old Man: Huh? I-- I don't know that. Auuuuuuuugh! [is cast into the gorge]
Sir Bedevere: How do you know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

and

Kinght of Ni: We want... a shrubbery! [dramatic music]

Both from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Answer 5

the funniest movie line of all time must be from weird Al's movie UHF Badgers? we don't need no stinkin Badgers!

Answer 6

Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!

From Caddyshack

Answer 7

alot of lines from how to lose a guy in 10 days

Answer 8

Whatever Indiana Jones said as he pulled his pistol and blasted the big threatening dude. Never heard a theater explode like that.

Answer 9

I can't remember it, but its from Steel Magnolias, at the end of the funeral, and one of the old ladies tells Sally Field to hit Louisse and they can sell T-Shirts that say I hit Louisse. Cracks me up everytime.

Answer 10

Andre the Gian in "The Princess Bride" His Rhyming sequence on the boat, ending with the poetic words "Anybody want a peanut?"

Hee hee hee what a great movie it was full of good one liners

Answer 11

One of my favorites is "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. That whole movie is hilarious.