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Because you are either a mortician or you do autopsies.

2006-07-28 14:00:30 · answer #1 · answered by fieldworking 6 · 0 1

well the 6 penises are so the one vagina doesnt get bored with the same penis all the time. the 3rd eye is a spiritual thingy, the 9 anuses are to assist with the dreaded grog bogs so when ones burning the others can take turns in passing it for you, the two mouths are so u can entertain 2 girls (or boys) at once and the 77 testicles - well the sack rash must be just awful when humidity is high

2006-07-28 19:18:31 · answer #2 · answered by Aussieblonde -bundy'd 5 · 0 0

Too bad you only have 1/2 a brain.

2006-07-28 19:40:47 · answer #3 · answered by London 5 · 0 0

Because you can't spell. In reality you are crying out for help because you are trapped in a basement somewhere in suburban Chicago and you have no friends. Go to the light....

2006-07-28 19:38:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Probably because you are about 12 years old and think you are so cool to say those words.

2006-07-28 19:16:21 · answer #5 · answered by Larry 6 · 0 0

Because you rented Jeffrey Dahmer's old apartment?

2006-07-28 19:17:06 · answer #6 · answered by Go Baby Baby 1 · 0 0

Because you had a sex change operation and the surgeons messed up.

2006-07-28 19:15:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What species? You might be able to have a tag sale.

2006-07-28 19:19:10 · answer #8 · answered by Pappa Poopy 4 · 0 0

Seek help NOW

2006-07-28 19:16:37 · answer #9 · answered by Lana 4 · 0 0

Because you're an alien anus?LOL

2006-07-28 19:16:02 · answer #10 · answered by liverandonions2004 2 · 0 0

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