2006-07-28 11:52:57 · 29 answers · asked by Someone Right! 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
When he says Aflac!
2006-07-28 11:58:11 · update #1
May I have the 10 poiints you are going to award for this, ah, "question"? It would be very nice if you gave them to me. I would add them to the other points I have so I can get to level 4.
The 10 [points, by themselves, won't get me to level four, or even make a serious dent in the roughly 850 I still have to go--but, like the old saying goes: "Every little bit helps".
And if you give me the 10 points and you ever answer one of my questions, I'll replay you by choosing your answer. I'll ,make a note of your ID right now so I won't forget it. And if you should change your ID, just remind me of the duck question and your old ID and everything will be cool and you'll still get the 10 points.
So--there it is, pal, prince among men, genius of our age, handsome fellow, worthy master--grovel, grovel, grovel. Would you like to bullwhip me some, sire? Your boots licked? Your laundry washed and ironed?
--Anything to please you, milord!!!!
(OH! About the duck and its quacking and Aflec? Whatever you want as an answer is just fine with me!!! REALLY!!!!!!!! After all, it's your question and I am so pleased to have had the opportunity to read it, consider its profoundness and how its mere posing to the world has made our age a better one to live in. REALLY!!!!!!!!!!! So, consider your expected answer to be mine as well. I am so happy to accomidate you in this momumental opus of yours! --Best wishes, again, leader of humanity!)
2006-07-28 12:05:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think your question is too subjective. You have not considered that some ducks could be mute. Does that make them not a duck? You could go by looks but again, I think that is subjective too. It could be a pigeon with a mutated gene (or his mother didn't tell him the truth of his origins and isn't it odd that the milkman is a duck?!).
Just because it walks like a duck doesn't necessarily mean it is a duck. It could be a sparrow with haemorrhoids!
I wouldn't be so quick to judge.
2006-07-28 19:06:35 · answer #2 · answered by anything_my_child 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you taught your parrot to quack would he become a duck?
If you were deaf, would the inability to hear a quack make it impossible for you to identify a duck?
If my duck has laryngitis, is he not a duck?
2006-07-28 19:00:05 · answer #3 · answered by idlebud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it must be a duck
2006-07-28 18:54:56 · answer #4 · answered by misguidedayla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is a duck? because of an egg
When he quacks? when he wants
2006-07-28 18:55:59 · answer #5 · answered by cyclist_46 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all i can say is if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck it is a duck
2006-07-28 18:55:00 · answer #6 · answered by witchdoctor 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do so many people post questions that make absolutely no sense whats-so-ever!
*sigh*
thanks for the 2 points, I guess *sigh*
um...the additional details still don't help your question
2006-07-28 18:59:22 · answer #7 · answered by Chatty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That question isn't all it's quacked up to be....
2006-07-28 19:08:58 · answer #8 · answered by PuttPutt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strawberries, because squirrels don't wear vests
2006-07-28 18:55:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because one foot is both the same!
2006-07-28 20:59:12 · answer #10 · answered by Skeff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋