Should people go around with a tank strapped to their back and a hose connected to their asss, and at the end of the day, all of the fart gas is used to heat homes or other good use.
2006-07-28 11:51:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Other - Science
You could just eat beans before a trip, strap on some roller skates and light a pilot light back there and be jet propelled. You could give a stupid grin as you breezed right past the gas stations.
2006-07-28 11:59:41 · answer #1 · answered by The Invisible Man 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Cows could be used as a good energy source and to help prevent global warming.
2006-07-28 11:58:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can keep it stored in one of my inventions>
I went to the Patent Office to register some of my inventions.
I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.
I said, "A folding bottle."
She said, "Okay, what do you call it?"
I said "A Fottle."
"What else do you have?"she asked me.
I said "A folding carton."
"And what do you call it?"
I said "A Farton."
She snickered and said, "Those are silly names for products! And one of them sounds kind of crude."
I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.
Yours: Grumpy
2006-07-28 11:56:28 · answer #3 · answered by Grumpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gas is not valuable enough to justify such a collection scheme. The amount of gas collected would also be of inconsistent purity and quantity.
2006-07-28 12:46:39 · answer #4 · answered by Polymath 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Absolutely, it's just methane. I read that in san francisco they are starting to collect animal feces to turn into energy, it's just a matter of time till they get to us. I will be rich.
2006-07-28 11:58:10 · answer #5 · answered by tattooedtreehugger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO....that's a nuclear weapon. Store up enough and your can kill off all life in a small village. Why even the worms will cry for help. lol
2006-07-28 11:55:24 · answer #6 · answered by thoughtsofastranger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With the way gas prices are going, we just might have to do that!
2006-07-28 11:54:13 · answer #7 · answered by nimo22 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bovine flatuance maybe, human flatuance maybe not.
2006-07-28 11:55:44 · answer #8 · answered by Amphibolite 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hell yeh, i had mexican last night and the energy level is at maximum
2006-07-28 11:54:52 · answer #9 · answered by Aussieblonde -bundy'd 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i wish we could could you just imagine how much we would be able to bottle?
2006-07-28 11:55:09 · answer #10 · answered by nas88car300 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋