ziiiiiiiip BOING! SqUiSh SLAP..... (pause) (window shatter) thunk "uh-oh...."
2006-07-28 11:20:46 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
someone has just undone their trousers, jumped on a bed, done something with someone, slapped their hand over their mouth after hearing a car, stopped what they were doing whilst wondering what to do, jumped through what they thought was an open window, dropped to the ground and realised the husband is right outside the window.????
2006-07-29 13:45:36 · answer #1 · answered by Curious39 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would have thought it should go Boing, slap, squish, Ziiiip, pause, window shatter, thunk, uh-oh.... a very full heavy condom...lol. Best wishes
2006-07-28 11:24:23 · answer #2 · answered by colorist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A couple of mosquitos are in the room zipping around and boing one hit a wall and bounced off, bit you and you squished it just as the other one bit you and you slap it and go to the window to close it and because you are angry at being disturbed and bit you slam it down, it shatters and the empty window frame closes with a thump" uh-oh...You are in trouble!!!!"
2006-07-28 11:44:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Three Stooges
2006-07-28 11:46:38 · answer #4 · answered by Taz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cops have tracked you down via their spy helicopter, and you should surrender calmly wearing your worn, yet comfortable Sky-Blue underpants, and accept the beatings (it's in your own interest) from your local law enforcers, and give (un)willingly your finger-prints, DNA samples, PC hard drive, car and house keys.
Good luck - you low-down, shifty shyster you!
Good luck.
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Slam-Bang-Lock
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2006-07-29 18:13:48 · answer #5 · answered by Bunty Hoven 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A frog in a blender, with the RSPCA watching you through the window
2006-07-28 11:28:09 · answer #6 · answered by Dave B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A window washer who just knocked a customer's window out.
2006-07-28 11:58:37 · answer #7 · answered by PuttPutt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old Batman comics
2006-07-29 02:06:11 · answer #8 · answered by nannacrocodiles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no me goldfish has been gone done it again ...
How can I stop it from attacking the cat ... Didn't look
like THAT much of dirty look to me, still goldfish will
be goldfish .....
2006-07-29 01:25:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A comedy movie.
2006-07-28 11:25:02 · answer #10 · answered by curiositycat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋