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Do any other women have a problem with their husband's farting in bed? Have any suggestions to make him stop? or should I just not saying anything and let him fart?

2006-07-28 10:16:26 · 20 answers · asked by Norway 1 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

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if it's excessive take a look at what he's eating. there may be something he's eating in the evening that's upsetting his digestive systems.

2006-07-28 10:21:35 · answer #1 · answered by Patti B 4 · 0 0

So does mine. I've thought about sticking beano in everything he eats, but haven't tried it yet. lol If it's really bad tell him he has to leave the room until he's done. If he won't do that, I've also thought about holding the covers over his head and lying on top of them somehow so he can't get them off, but he's way bigger so that would probably backfire! Maybe you could buy some of that fart spray from spencer's and act like you're doing it so maybe he will understand how you feel?

2006-07-28 10:26:32 · answer #2 · answered by ANGELa 3 · 0 0

Do not lift the sheets. This is key. Then just let go of the notion he should not be doing that, it's natural. They relax in bed and there it goes. I know I wish I could do it as much as my husband does. I mean, that is how I'd spell relief.

2006-07-28 11:31:10 · answer #3 · answered by whostolemyprofile 4 · 0 0

It is perfectly normal and there is nothing you can do to prevent it or change it. All you can ask of him is to please keep his behind outside of the covers so that when it happens, you aren't suffocated when you move the blankets. And don't try the suggestion of giving him what he dishes out. Men can't stand a woman that has bad manners. They might laugh the first few times, but they will get over that quickly and start to feel negative about their 'lady' being gross.

2006-07-28 10:27:05 · answer #4 · answered by Smiley girl and guy 2 · 1 0

Girl all men fart. All the time, everywhere. I have never met a man that didn't. Part of nature.

2006-07-28 11:05:10 · answer #5 · answered by kim 3 · 0 0

Girl.....I don't care what man it is they all do it!! Just go on with life or put a can of smells good spray on the nightstand with a lil note saying "Smells go away...Spray Spray Spray"

That should get the point across and a good laugh right along with it.

PS make sure the spray is on his side of the bed!!!

2006-07-28 10:34:36 · answer #6 · answered by Gena 2 · 0 0

Almost all men fart in bed. If you are gonna divorce him, youd better plan on being a nun forever!

2006-07-28 10:22:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You don't like it? Then fart ,too. Tell him its ok for him to do it then so do you. If he doesn't like it. You will stop farting in bed when he does.

2006-07-28 10:22:10 · answer #8 · answered by sissy 1 · 0 0

Mine does the same thing, especially in the morning. There's nothing you can do really. You can express how you feel about it, ask him to get up and walk away from the bed so the smell doesn't smother you but other then that, nothing you can do.

2006-07-28 10:24:19 · answer #9 · answered by purpleama456 4 · 0 0

my boyfriend told me when we first started dating, "if you can't fart in front of me than you aren't comfortable with me" so hey it just means your husband is comfortable with you. heck i do it all the time, it really is a part of life. besides it hurts if u keep them in.

2006-07-28 10:25:52 · answer #10 · answered by hazellaura 2 · 0 0

As long as he isn't purposely doing it, some times holding it in can be very uncomfortable....just of course get him to say excuse me after it happens. And do just that excuse your gassy guy.

2006-07-28 10:22:46 · answer #11 · answered by GoldenGirl 3 · 0 0

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