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I reported myself to the police for drunk driving , but I was drunk !

2006-07-28 09:42:54 · 20 answers · asked by maddogs 2 in Family & Relationships Friends

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When I was a teenager, I came home drunk with a still 1/2 a bottle left in my coat that fell out when I fell through the doors. I picked up the bottle, dropped it again b/c I couldn't get it into my pocket. That's when the lights came on and my father was there to greet me. I sat on the bottle in front of the door and told him I wasn't drinking (he was on the couch in the dark watching the whole thing).

My punishment was that he helped me off the floor, took me into my room where my full wave waterbed awaited me. Before he let me get in, he got a pail, patted me on the head and said I would need it. Then unceremoniously put me into that demon bed. lol. Man, oh man!! Was I ever sick!!! And I didn't drink again for probably another 15 years after that.

I have many many more stupid things I've done, but that one will stick in my memory forever (well, most of it I remember. lol)

2006-07-28 09:49:25 · answer #1 · answered by GirlinNB 6 · 1 0

i was with some friends one night after work, i was 19 and they said lets go swimming. we had been drinking but i said okay because they said it was a pool. well wouldn't you know it was the pool or shall i say pond in the middle of a cemetery. didn't find that out until the caretaker came running from the left side of the cemetery with a flash light which the light bounced off of headstones. hadn't seen them before okay. we had been drinking a beverage called gator-aide. it was a beer. we ran out of the cemetery. all it was a scary night for me. i felt so stupid and dumb the next day.

2006-07-28 16:52:46 · answer #2 · answered by Sam 2 · 0 0

There is no such thing. I have lived and learned, and I am a better person for everything I have done and experienced.

If I could go back and do it over again - I wouldn't change anything, I am extremely happy with where I am.

2006-07-28 16:46:01 · answer #3 · answered by Christopher B 6 · 0 0

thats funny!!!!! Me on the other hand i let a guy get away because i didn't tell him how i really felt and hes gone. thats my most stupid thing i have ever done, but i can say i learned from it.

2006-07-28 16:54:26 · answer #4 · answered by sweet heart 3 · 0 0

Got married

2006-07-28 16:45:26 · answer #5 · answered by Amelia 2 · 0 0

Had a party in my home when my parents were out of town. The Nosey neighbors told on me....

2006-07-29 11:14:47 · answer #6 · answered by Joy 3 · 0 0

the stupidest thing that i did was to get up one morning with out my glasses on and grab the preporation-h instead of my tooth paist, gave a whole new meaning to pucker up baby

2006-07-28 16:48:13 · answer #7 · answered by outlaw64 4 · 0 0

Backed in to a sheriff as I was pulling out of my driveway.

2006-07-28 16:46:15 · answer #8 · answered by Frances 3 · 0 0

lol thats funny ive done way too many stupid things to say 111111111

2006-07-28 16:45:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i done alot of stupid things. i cant really say which one is the most stupid.

2006-07-28 16:48:07 · answer #10 · answered by R3D_10 1 · 0 0

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