What the funniest thing you've seen on the road, while you were in a car?

Question

it doesn't matter if you were the driver or one of the passengers, what's the funniest thing you've seen while on the road?
details are appreciated.
thanks in advance.

Answer 1

Well once when I was driving, actually it was this winter, with one of my good ski-buddy friends we were heading up to Tahoe, California to go to my cabin.
On the drive we got caught in a massive blizzard on I-80 along with about a thousand other hapless souls.
The blizzard basically reduced everyones speed to about 5 mph for 2 hours so naturally I had to go to the bathroom eventually during that time period.
I told my friend matt, "hey matt, dude, I've got to leek now or I'm going to wet my pants hella bad". Matt didn't even have his driver's permit so he was really nervous when I told him I was going. Anyways, I got out of my car and ran into the forest to do my business. After I was all done about 10 minutes later( I really REALLY had to go) I started walking back to the car and then I see Matt about 2 miles down the road. I said in my mind "****", and ran after my car. After about a quarter mile of running these two nice british people pulled over to me and asked if I wanted a ride. I said "yes" and got in. They were talking about vegimite sandwiches or something and it was very wierd indeed. Back on point though, they finally got me back to matt and my car, whom had pulled off the road. When I got in the car, Matt told me that my fly was down and my boxers had ripped. I was sooooo embarssed. Matt got this all on camera and, even though, I was completely embarassed, I can't stop laughing about it.


Hope this made you laugh! :)

Answer 2

1. Employees of a Checker's fast food restaurant run out of a side door and get into a fist fight with a customer in the drive thru. I was sitting at a red light at an intersection so I got to watch the whole deal. 2. A girl shoplift a whole entire rack full of clothes from Cato's Fashions and sprint across the parking lot, not dropping one outfit, dodged an oncoming car and still outran three men. 3. People get thrown out of cars and left on the side of the road after arguing...Too many of those incidents. 4. A man walking down the road with nothing but a shirt on, no pants no underwear. 5. People who break down and knew the car was a piece of shyt before they left their driveway, I always laugh at them! 6.My husband called me from work one day to tell me he just saw a man taking a dump in someone's yard and wasn't even trying to hide from the traffic. We were wondering what he was going to use to wipe himself with! 7. A guy and girl doing it doggystyle in the back of a Ford Focus. His buns were up in the air, he stopped for a second, looked over at me and my friend and went right back to rocking the little Focus. Their windows were so fogged up, it was so damn funny!

Answer 3

have you ever seen the costumes the people wear now to adversities the business. they are inflatable like the Christmas decorations, well there is a restruant are Monoglain BBQ or BD's for short, they have Mongo Man stadning outside waving at cars passing by. It was a windy day, a bid gust of wind came and knock the poor guy down. The guy inside the siut could not get back up. he had try and try untill somebody came form inside the restruant to help him up. it was funny.

Answer 4

We were on a trip and there was a car stopped on the side of the road. It was brand new, still had the stickers on the windows. There was smoke coming out from under the hood and the driver was standing on top of the hood jumping up and down on it. I damn near wrecked I laughed so hard.

Answer 5

1 a Chinese Restauraunt with the name "wee happy chinese restauraunt"
2 an older lady wearing gypsyish clothing and really huge sunglasses on the sidewalk in a formidable postion.
3 someone fishing out of a sewer in Montreal, actually they were a street act but it was funny
4 a guy on the side of the road, obviously his car was broken down, but he was carrying an axe toward it and didn't look too happy
5 turkeys swarmed our car once, there were like 20 of them and they went to fly across the road right in front of, in back of, and over the top of our car.

Answer 6

We saw a pick up truck hauling a small u haul trailer behind it but it was bobbing all over the road but the guy was driving like 70 anyway!
Going thru Okla. City once I passed a guy masterbating himself...geesh!
Saw an Amish guy get thrown off his horse..
Two buffalo getting it on..
Always wondered how one shoe is laying in the road too..hmm?

Answer 7

Just last night, on my way home from class, I got behind an Envoy with "Just Divorced" written on the back window. I thought it was pretty funny. The chick seemed to be havin a good time too.

Answer 8

ok, this might be one of those things where you kinda had to be there...but my dad, mom, sister, and I were in Nevada for vacation, and my dad was driving the car. so we're just driving along, and he says "look guys, there's a turtle on the side of the road!" so we all look over to see the "turtle" and it turned out that it was just tire rubber!!!! omg it was like the funniest thing EVER!! now whenever we see a tire on the side of the road, we tell him we just saw a turtle!!!! hahahaha

Answer 9

My friends and I were stuck behind a large, flat bed logging truck when I realized there was only one log on there. I don't know why we found it so funny, but we laughed for a good 15 minutes and took pictures of it. I guess you had to be there.

Answer 10

I was on my way down to San Diego and my friends and I saw some guy driving in his truck, and he was playing a flute!!! How do you drive and play a flute at the same time?!?! I think he was using his knees to steer!!! I was so funny thank God for camera phones we got proof of that!!!!!!