Are you Retrosexual?

Question

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A Retrosexual man, no matter what the women insists, PAYS FOR THE
DATE.

A Retrosexual man opens doors for a lady. Even for the ones that fit
that term only because they are female.

A Retrosexual DEALS with IT, be it a flat tire, break-in into your
home, or a natural disaster, you DEAL WITH IT.

A Retrosexual not only eats red meat, he often kills it himself.

A Retrosexual doesn't worry about living to be 90. It's not how long
you live, but how well. If you're 90 years old and still g
cigars and drinking, I salute you. If you are still having sex, you
are a God.

A Retrosexual does not use more hair or skin products than a woman.
Women have several supermarket aisles of stuff. Retrosexuals need an
endcap (possibly 2 endcaps if you include shaving goods.)

A Retrosexual does not dress in clothes from Hot Topic when he's 30
years old.

Answer 1

When I first saw your question I thought it meant something like likeing retro music. I like classic rock music from the 60's and 70's.

As for the information you give, I wish my man was more of a retrosexual instead of a metrosexual. He takes way too long to get ready to go someplace. I just put on my clothes, brush my hair and go. Sometimes I put on a little makeup but that takes less than 5 minutes. He has to spend so much time brushing his hair which he doesn't have much of and he usually needs to iron his clothes. So I'm sitting there all ready to go and waiting and waiting and...