Stupid things you've done while half asleep?

Question

The other day I woke up in the middle of the night and realized my arm was asleep. So in an attempt to move around, I ended up picking my arm up and dropping it on my face/mouth. Arms are pretty heavy. And having my braces recently tightened didn't help the pain.

I've done plenty of stupid things while I'm awake let alone half asleep.

Answer 1

I tried to make coffee without putting any water in the coffeepot. It's an automatic drip machine so the plate below the carafe got really hot. I took out the carafe and filled the coffeemaker with water, using another cup - oooh, I was feeling soooo smart. Wouldn't you know it, as soon as I put everything together and turned it on - POOF! The inside was so hot that the water instantly turned to steam, which shot into the coffee grounds at a high rate of speed, flinging them all over and collapsing the coffee filter. HUGE MESS, plus coffee grounds even on the heater plate. I had to clean the whole thing and I REALLY needed that coffee by the time it was done!

Answer 2

I've done some crazy stuff half asleep. I barely realize when my alarm goes off in the morning, so I need four of them to get me up.

Anyway, I've gotten up to clean the kitchen in my sleep. I've also dumped a glass of water on myself (not on purpose, but because I hit it), and once I woke up upside down on the bed (feet on the pillow!)

Answer 3

My 3 month old daughter and I were lying on the bed,she wanted to play, I wanted to sleep. I stayed conscious as long as I could. I was awaken by her laughter, though I didn't know where it was coming from. I then checked between the space where my bed and the wall meets, she was halfway under bed.

Hey, she thought it was fun!

Answer 4

Fell out of bed numerous times. Answered my roomates Chemistry homework. Tried to say the Spanish alphabet backwards (I don't speak Spanish).

Answer 5

i have done some extraordinary stuff. i have tried washing my hair in the bathe with face wash, tried to eat breakfast without cooking it, and so on. yet i develop into so sleep-disadvantaged one morning that I fell asleep at the back of the wheel at the same time as i develop into using to college. My homestead develop into about ten miles from my intense college and that i had tocontinual on the line to get there. I remembered staring on the white line in the median at the same time as i develop into using and then without be conscious I hit my head on the guidance wheel because I had develop into subconscious for some seconds and the rumble strips in the median had woken me up at the same time as i began to choose the flow out of my lane. It develop into scary.

Answer 6

I pee on my bed, i felt everything, I knew I was doing it in my bed, but I couldn't stop because I was half asleep... I was 12 back then....

Oh and like a week ago, I heard my phone ringing, and I was like "Hello, Hello." and I was sleeping, my sister was cracking up on me!

Answer 7

I was sitting on the couch with my girlfriend and as I was dozing off,I accidently called her by my ex girlfriends name . Not a pretty sight since they know each other.

Answer 8

ive gone to a neighbor's house at 3 AM looking for my parents

(it was in the dead of winter)
((my neighbor's were two blocks down)





needless to say, my parents were at my house the whole time!

Answer 9

i answered the phone and made a date

I was pretty confused when she came over to pick me up

Answer 10

Well I was turning over while I was sleeping and I fell off my bed and my bed is really high...............It really hurt like hell