Anyone know how to avoid or resist alien abduction?

Question

I know this sounds crazy, but yes people are being abducted. Many have said they know how to resist it but I'm just wandering if anyone has an account of a time it has worked?

Answer 1

You need to make a good hat out of aluminum foil so they can't track your brain waves. Stay indoors at night, and try to never be alone when you are outside... they generally don't take people from groups or with witnesses around. Keep your windows and doors locked at all times.

Answer 2

Do not panic.
The extraterrestrial biological entity (EBE) may sense your fear and act rashly.

Control your thoughts.
Do not think of anything violent or upsetting--the EBE may have the ability to read your mind. Try to avoid mental images of abduction (boarding the saucer, body probes, etc.). Such images may encourage the alien to take you.

Resist verbally.
Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone. If you're desperate, try and sell it a life insurance policy--that usually repels humans, and it may also work on EBEs.

Resist mentally.
Picture yourself enveloped in a protective shield of white light or in a safe place. Picture the EBE handcuffed and behind bars or being audited by the IRS. Telepathic EBEs may get the message.

Resist physically.
Physical resistance should be used only as a last resort. Go for the EBE's eyes (if it has any). You will not know what its other, more sensitive areas are.

Answer 3

The foil hat IS one sure way; the Darth Vader/Tweegy "helma-head" look is more effective than the "paper boat" config. Try it on your next trip to the mall! :)

Prevailing theories are the inherent diffusion properties of the parabolic design, and the projection of "tweak-freak-ish-ness."

Anything projecting tweak-freak is usually effective; common counter-measures include:

multiple pocket protectors

cell phones with integrated scientific calculators

strong garlic breath, greasy clothing, black plastic or tortoise shell framed spectacles, solid white shirts or blouses (quota may have been exceeded in days of yore, hence the old stereotypical science-oriented have always had to sneak aboard alien spacecraft, never are they abducted, lol)

The aliens assume tweak freaks are merely members of other alien races engaged in similar data gathering and event adjusting activities.

I have personally tested all of the above techniques, and, although I have often seen what appeared to be strange spacecraft and otherworldly beings, have never once been abducted. You should try these also and see for yourself...

Good Luck!! @;b

Answer 4

I know this sounds crazy, but I have avoided near-continuous attempts at alien abduction for a large part of my life. The most useful method, and one that has worked for me for nearly twenty years, is to stop believing in hoaxes- to coin a phrase, the cessation of gulibilty, as it were. Other successful alien-adverse escapists that I have spoken to say that breathing steadily, opening your eyes, and even leaving your computer can also significantly decrease your risk of alien abduction.
Tell me if this helps :)

Answer 5

Yes, there is human abduction but not alien abduction. Who cares if you are abducted or not? I don't believe in that stuff. The best thing to do is stay in crowded areas.

Answer 6

I know everyone wants to give some deep thoughted description of mental or psychological means to resist, but if it were me being abducted, I'd just kick them in groin...that always works!

Answer 7

if you dont know, aliens dont abduct a human physically. They kind of try to hijack your brains to gain control of it and play with it. So make sure you get rid of it if you have one. There are a lot of side effects to this. But it will make you 'never again alien abductable'. This has been proven and time tested.

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Answer 8

wearing the correct space helmet made out of alumium foil. i tried once and the rest of my family didnt wear the helmet. they were all abducted and i wasnt. now my brother is pregnant and my sister has grown very large sideburns and dresses like she is from the civil war time period.

Answer 9

Yes.

A special device was invented by the government that is very helpful. It makes it very difficult for those pesky aliens to find you and control your mind, if you happen to have one.

Read about it here:
http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

Answer 10

well in fact if you dont want to look stupid with the foil hat, which does work, then do what i did. i hired a vampire to protect me they hate each other and everybody knows vampires can whip some serious alien @ss