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A few years ago I thought I saw a girl who I was seeing at the time, in town. So, I ran up and grabbed her bum with both hands.
When she turned round I realised to my horror, it wasn't her!
Because the look of shock was more so on my face then hers is the only reason why I didn't get a right boot in the b******s!

2006-07-28 08:48:22 · 16 answers · asked by Les-Paul 3 in Social Science Other - Social Science

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I had an embarrising moment I was in the gym, and I had to fart really badly and the thing that sucked the most about it was it was really quiet and then all of a sudden it came out and everyone started busting up laughing, I was so embarrased I wanted to run and cry.

2006-07-28 09:03:24 · answer #1 · answered by hiddentiger_15 2 · 4 0

'I was walking in St. Anthony's Gardens in a country in the Med. and was wearing a white sleeveless dress and was looking pretty.I was with my male cousin and I sat on the edge of a fountain.I didnt know it but my monthly had started and when I got up the back of my white dress was brilliant red. My cousin told me what had happened so I took one side of the skirt of my dress and drew it over the offending red and walked out of the park like that. I then sat on a bus and the same thing happened on the bus so when I got off at the terminal my cousin walked directly behind me so noone would notice. We walked down the main road like that till I got to my uncle's home and I was feeling so embarrassed especially as my cousin was a male and I had never ever spoken about these things with him in my life. I vowed from that day onwards when it was near time for the period to start I would always wear dark colours!!!

2006-07-28 11:34:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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2014-09-13 09:50:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was taking an English test in a class in high school. I had a little gas and thought I'll just let it eek out. The room was tomb quiet except for the pencils scribbling on the papers and my little eek roared through the room. The desks all around me went scooting away as if by the force of the wind escaping me. There was no escape, no retreat to recover my composure. The teacher expected me to sit there and finish that test. The room was out of control with laughter and no place for me to hide.

2006-07-28 09:08:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

a few years ago when in my late teens, a friend and i were walking back from a club and i desperately needed a pee, we stopped in every place on the way home but nowhere would let us use their facilities, anyway, we had drunk a fair bit, and well, i think you can guess what happened to me as we where halfway up a busy nightspot......

i don't think either of us will ever forget that night, and I'm just glad i was wearing a skirt, though the trainers went straight into the nearest bin and we both hobbled drunkenly home, rather distraught......

2006-07-28 09:10:02 · answer #5 · answered by truelylo 3 · 0 0

Once I was on my way home from school. I walk down a hill, it was winter and some of my guy friends were playing around. I was so annoyed that I didn't notice ware I was walking and I fell. When I got up all my buds were laughing because I had a huge rip on my butt, My friend gave me a sweater to cover it, but I couldn't stop laughing!

2006-07-28 09:05:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was at a friend's party and we started playing truth or dare. The dares started getting pretty wild, and one of my friends got dared to take her bra off (from under her shirt). Pity she chose to wear a really nice, but rather sheer, shirt that night. She spent the rest of the game pretty much topless, much to the boys' delight.
Then I was the next to get a dare. I had to stand up in front of everyone and let one of the guys take my panties off from under my skirt. It was SO embarrassing. And he made sure he got a good feel of everything in the process. And to make things worse I had to spend the whole night commando because he decided to keep my panties as a souvenir.

2006-07-28 15:58:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was really drunk and then sick outside a college party once, I put some chewing gum in my mouth and thought all was well.

I went in to speak to the girl I had fancied for ages, for about an hour we talked. She was very polite etc but no signals but I thought, at last, it is in the stars.

I went to the loo and looked in the mirror only to find I had vomit all down my jumper.

2006-07-28 11:29:59 · answer #8 · answered by Jason 2 · 0 0

I got locked in the loo, in a bed and breakfast. I was in there for agaes and in the end the manager had to come and break the lock off the door!

2006-07-28 08:55:10 · answer #9 · answered by Carrie 4 · 0 0

I got my trouser leg caught in a esculator. The trouser leg had to be cut and the esculator was out of order for ages, ive never laughed so much in my life!

2006-07-28 08:52:53 · answer #10 · answered by simpleton5000 2 · 0 0

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