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~you can write a short little story here with these words.
tough
teddy bear
country
Oklahoma
Jud
cry
beer
sheep
phone

2006-07-28 08:31:53 · 31 answers · asked by Loved By Someone Above 4 in Arts & Humanities Books & Authors

this is not homework

2006-07-28 08:41:30 · update #1

31 answers

There once was a guy named Jud, who lived in Oklahoma. He wasn't technically a man, because he was an alien from Alpha Centauri, but he looked just like one. As long as Jud kept drinking at least one beer every day, he would keep his human body. If he ever went a day without drinking, then at midnight Jud would start to chant, "tough, teddy bear, country, cry, sheep, phone." He wouldn't be able to shut himself up, and would chant louder and louder until he had his beer.
One day Jud's super evil twin sister found out that Jud was in Oklahoma, and decided to kill him...
To be continued/expanded
If you want me to.

2006-07-28 08:44:01 · answer #1 · answered by outbaksean 4 · 0 0

the teddy bear sat on the beach in Oklahoma. He started to cry a sheep walked past holding a beer. Life is tough he said to the bear. Yes I know I wanted to phone home but the phones are not working. Who are you phoning said the Sheep. Oh said the bear my friend Jud He was suppose to come and spend some time with me on the beach and drink some beers. Oh said the sheep I can do that with you if you would like. I have time shall we do that now.

So the two new friends sat on the beach sipping beers and talking, until the sun set then they went to their homes and fell into their own beds for they had an early start the next day. They were both going to the country to have a picnic.

2006-08-04 18:32:48 · answer #2 · answered by sarell 6 · 0 0

It was on a fine summer evening, by a country shed in the plains of Oklahoma, that a small teddy bear was found face down in the dirt next to a collapsed sheep. A can of beer sat beside it. When Tough Jud, our dear protaganist, came upon the scene, using his quick and rational judgment he figured out what had taken place-- "It is obvious that the sheep was an alcoholic, and that the teddy bear was his sex slave. Why else would this bear being face down in the dirt, its but sticking up in the air, when right next to it lay a sh*t-faced sheep? Oh, how this poor teddy bear must cry at night, how he must long for some tool of communication to seek sanctuary from this perverted wool-ball that has taken advantage of its innocence." He pulled a cell phone from his pocket. Should I put an end to this perversity now, he thought, or should I wait, and see how they sort it out?
But on the other hand, that sheep sure looks sexy...

2006-07-28 16:54:36 · answer #3 · answered by Michael R 2 · 0 0

Jud threw his teddy bear across his bedroom. It landed with a soft thud against his door.

"Oh, is little Juddy Wuddy gonna cry?" he heard his brother say.

Jud knew his brother was waiting on the other side of the door. Waiting for Jud to leave his room so he could beat him up again. It was tough having an older brother.

It all started with the phone call from Aunt June in Oklahoma. Her sheep farm had gone under, and she was preparing a to take a trip around the country - the first stop was Jud's house.

When Mom told Dad, Dad threw his empty beer bottle against the wall, and started yelling. That's when Jud ran up to his room. His brother must have seen the tears in his eyes.

2006-08-05 14:40:58 · answer #4 · answered by Ashleigh 4 · 0 0

The wind blew against the window in tough gusts. I sat on my bed squeezing my teddy bear. The country night was a palpable black which was not at all odd in my small Oklahoma town. Jud, my younger brother, heard a sharp cry down the hallway. The smell of beer and sheep filled my nostrils. An evil growl floated from the filthy farmer's lips as his shadow lurked outside our room.
"He is here again!" we both cried in unison as we picked up the phone and dialed 911. I dropped the bear and grabbed the ice pick that I lifted from the kitchen drawer earlier that morning when mother was busy baking. Its wooden handle rubbed against my delicate hand like a gnashing entity as i turned the handle with my fingers.
This will be the last time he visited my mother with his violent hands and twisted imagination that often left her bound and bruised. Tonight this madness will end.

2006-08-04 11:52:00 · answer #5 · answered by purplepeach 3 · 0 0

With a little time, it might improve:................

Whilst having a BEER, I heard a CRY,
A mother was looking for her long lost boy,
His name was JUD, a COUNTRY lad,
Although quite TOUGH, it made her sad.

Until at last, a voice on the PHONE,
Saying that soon, he would be home,
From OKLAHOMA far away,
He would be there, by the next day.

However, Jud, who liked a BEER,
Had a drink when he got near,
His mother, who could get no sleep,
Had counted to seven thousand SHEEP.

As Jud, he entered the front door,
He tripped and fell down on the floor,
His mother with an old shot gun,
Shot him squarely in the bum.

The moral of this story then,
Is do not drink, especially when,
Your mother she is up in bed,
You see, poor Jud, he is now dead…………

2006-07-28 16:00:12 · answer #6 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0 0

The tough man decided to go to a county fair in Oklahoma and won a bear which in total attempts, cost him $9.50. Then, he returned to his home in Jud where he drank a beer because he was so depressed about how his life was going. He could see sheep lying in the sun through his window. He turned on the radio he just bought and heard the song Bad Day by Daniel Powter. He was so depressed, he started crying and picked up the phone to call his friend in the hope of feeling better.

2006-07-28 15:34:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When Jud hung up the phone, he threw himself on the bed and instinctively buried his nose in the teddy bear that he'd had since he was two years old. It's smell reminded him of her.

He hadn't thought of Oklahoma in years. Many years. He began to cry. First, a tear. Then, uncontrollably. The sound of sheep baying out in the meadow of this green, hilly country seemed an odd juxtaposition compared to the flat, dry space he'd once called home.

After a good long while, he pulled himself together and got off the bed. He went to the fridge and popped open a beer. He took a swig, picked up the phone and dialed his sister. She would need to know that their mother was dead.

2006-08-05 12:48:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Way out in a country called Oklahoma, Jud was a tough sheep herder whose girl called him on the phone and broke up with him. Jud drank some beer to drown his sorrow, but ended up sitting on the plains with his sheep giving in to a good cry while holding his ex's teddy bear.

2006-08-05 14:58:00 · answer #9 · answered by Gigi 3 · 0 0

There was once a little teddy bear who lived with a little girl in Oklahoma, and she carried "Mr. Teddy" everywhere with her. He felt it was his job to protect the little girl, so he wanted to be tough. He went out into the country to meet real bears, so he could learn the secret of their toughness. But all he found were sheep! The sheep weren't very tough, so Mr. Teddy started to cry. One sheep named Jud came up to him and told him not to cry. "Crying is not the way of tough bears, don't you know? The tough bears do not cry, and they can drink lots of beer without losing their cool." So the bear stopped crying, drank some beer, and then got on the phone and called for a ride back home!

2006-07-28 15:40:46 · answer #10 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 0 0

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