Reasons why CALIFORNIA is better than the toilet you live in?

Question

1) Weather. It isnt humid like in the south or eastern U.S, theres no such thing as blizzards in California unlike those other piece of crap states. Summers are nice and warm, winters= rain only. NO snow. If i want snow, i'll drive to lake tahoe. you idiots dont have that option.

2) Diversity. I know the WHITE DEVILS frown upon this fact, but California is the most diverse state. Asians, Latinos, Crackers, Arabs, Indians, Blacks, Caribbean ppl, all kinds of ppl that make it good because there isnt an overwhelming CRACKER diversity like in Kansas for instance. Or Utah.

3) We havent had an earthquake since 1989, a significant on at least, but you jackasses constantly bring it up. Well guess what biatches, theres no hurricanes in California. Theres no tornados, or snow blizzards. SUNSHINE ALL DAY BIATCH!

4) When people decide to go on vacation they never say "hey, lets go to texas!" or "hey, lets go to New Jersey" Everybody comes to California for a reason you pieces of crap.

5) Alaska? hahahaha sure, a big as.s forest and grizzly bears. i REALLY wana live there. john denver is dead.

6) Hawaii? 90% of the population is old withered japanese people. the scenery is very nice. AND ITS NICE IN CALIFORNIA with a lot better lookin broads.

7) Why would anybody want to live in texas? LOL

8) Florida is nice.. until tornado and hurricane season comes along and rips up that hell hole. i'll visit miami though.

9) movies, technology, weather, best lookin broads, recreation, it is all available in CALIFORNIA, all the other loser states wish they had it like we do in the GREAT STATE OF CALIFORNIA

LOL@ funchy this stupid white devil and her retarded lies. you're a very unhappy cracker, the reason being: you live in MARYLAND
hahahahahahah

New york sucks. What does that toilet have to offer other than NYC? the average hick in Kentucky couldnt name 3 other cities in that TOILET
CALIFORNIA > new york

Answer 1

i live here too- hodjii, LOL...

i think we have the highest per capita ration of sex offenders to victims anywhere...

...also road rage incidents, droughts, STD's and divorce.

...but it is pretty damn cool out here, though-especially snowboard season.

Answer 2

While I love the beach and warm weather, I do like fall (now that fall does not equal back to school). seeing the leaves change is awesome and there are some great scenic fall drives near me.

I have the beach too (and a house there), and there's always a breeze. besides, when it's 95 out - whether or not it's humid - I'm inside with the A/C on baby!

Fires aren't so romantic when it's 80 degress outside. Same goes for hot chocolate.

I have less of a chance of developing skin cancer - no sunscreen needed in the winter.

but all in all, I could handle living in CA.

Answer 3

When you run out of water (any time now) I'll be hapilly watching from the east coast of FLA. If you can say "we haven't had a quake since '89", I'll counter with we haven't had a serious hurricane since 92. And since then everything built can withstand that kind of storm so the next one will be no where near as bad. Assuming your section of the state doesn't fall into the ocean (when the BIG ONE hits) you'll be sleeping amidst the rubble of whats left. I'll be enjoying a mahi sandwich, beef, pork, poultry and citrus (all locally grown), and a bottle of homebrew. Cheers!

Answer 4

1) I like humidity as oposed to dry skin cracking heat, in my city we get no snow, and who needs lake Tahoe when you got all these islands around.
2) Georgia is quite diverse and you would never know if you didnt ask but of course an idiot like yourself would live by assumptions.
3) No Earthquakes in Ga and hurricanes are alot easier than fires but of course who wouldnt want to have everything burning all the time.
4) Not everybody goes to Cali. Some people go to Tybee or Beaufort, or even Savannah. You should really think befor you type moron.

Answer 5

Reasons why Alaska is better than the cesspool they call California:

1. No heat waves. Right now Alaskans are enjoying the sunny weather with a high of maybe 80 degrees. No heat stroke for us!
2. Excellent healthcare. My mother lives in California, and she has to wait for hours to see a mediocre doctor who doesn't really care about her illness. In Alaska, the doctors perform to a higher standard. They care abt. their patients.
3. No pollution. In California, I could barely breathe. In Alaska, the pollution is so low as to be practically nonexistant.
4. Everyone speaks English. Sure we have a lot of ethnic diversity in Alaska. We have representatives from every race and color who have decided to make their home in the Great Land. But everyone at least knows conversational English. In California, if I don't know Spanish, I can't communicate with half the population!
5. The scenery. Where else can you wake up with a view of the highest mountain in the U.S. ?
In California, there is no wildness. It's all industrialized.
6. The wildlife. I once woke up with a moose on my porch! And as far as bears, if you leave them alone, they leave you alone.
7. The winter. Sure it gets cold, but that means that all the wimps that can't handle Alaska leave for California! And we always get snow for Christmas!

We have a saying in Alaska "Clean up Alaska; put a Californian on the bus"!

Answer 6

1) Earthquakes
2) Mudslides
3) Drought & intense heat
4) Taxes, cost of living, overvalued real estate
5) Less personal freedom due to overregulation.
6) Just look at those gas prices! haha
7) You're responsible for that crap they pass off as movies in America's theatres
8) San Fransisco :-O
9) Very little history of your own. 99% of CA was built in the last 100 yrs
10) No seasons, no fall leaves, no snow. No sled rides, no white Christmas.

I am about to move out of my state of Maryland to a dream home, and CA wasn't on the list of new states to consider... sorry!

Answer 7

Still waiting for a question ... BTW when your world is sinking into the Pacific, the rest of America will be safely in front of their TVs looking for your stupidass. California is a laughing stock, and an embarrassment to the rest of the US ... you guys should thank New York for being there to take the spotlight off your foolishness.

Answer 8

If Cali is SO great, then why did my friend move back the the east coast? The cost of living is so inflated there, that it is almost impossible for a student to find descent living accommodations near their school.

Answer 9

WEST SIDE!! I love California, I will never leave. But man the property is WAY TOO EXPENSIVE!!! Gotta sell a limb just to get a down payment of a little @$$ condo. But theres no other place I would rather be!!!

Answer 10

The US tilts a little to the left and all the nuts keep rolling until they reach California..You have the greatest concentration of kooks anywhere.