Is it physically possible to turn down a double dog dare?

Question

What happens if you do?

Ha, ha, Der Lange... I haven't gotten any dares yet today, and I would never risk turning one down... I was just wondering what happens to those who do.

Answer 1

Are you KIDDING!?!?!!!!

I am **certain** when you wrote this question your stomach was knotted so tight you could play golf with it, your pulse hammered faster than an F-1 race engine's pistons in full throttle, and you had to pee really bad but were all dried up at the same time!

REFUSE a double-dog dare and live?

Nuh-uh.

Don't even think about what happens if you do, because your body won't LET you. It's part of the human autonomic nervous system, that "lizard brain" they talk about that keeps us functioning when we're so angry we hold our breath too long, or decide we will show 'em all and just quit eating and die and then they'll be sorry. Nope, just plain can't do it.

C'mon, tell us what WAS the dare? C'mon, tell, tell, tell - I DOUBLE-DOG DARE YOU TO!!!!!!!

EDIT - EDIT - EDIT:

SEE how it works?!? You couldn't refuse the double-dog dare! You HAD to answer! Even tho it was that you didn't face one, when you hit this one you DID!!!!! Doesn't your tummy feel better now?

Answer 2

Physically possible? Yes. But it's bad policy to do so...

Answer 3

triple dog dare

Answer 4

Absolutely not - you are morally, spiritually, and possibly legally bound to do it. Deny it, and you screw up your karma for a month.

Answer 5

nothing happens you just turn it down and if someone calls you a name just beat em up or say ching dow iow fing which is shut the f*** up it makes you feel better. or you can just say shut the F*** up you basttard

Answer 6

It's called saying "No" and walking away.

Answer 7

maybe, i've never been able to....but maybe i'm weak..