why am i such a d*uche bag?

Question

i'm a d*uche.just read my other questions and look at how i talk to people.i am a complete dick and some of you might already know.so my question is WHY am i such a d*uche?i mean it seems like all these people know me better than i do so...why?i mean i know i "don't know what the internet is" and i couldnt've possibly been joking about that plus i think southerners are retards and george bush is an alien.other than that stuff why am i such a d*uche bag? In 50 words or more... GO!

Answer 1

If ur a d*che bag then so am I cuz I think ur questions are hysterical! ...and george bush is sooooooo an alien!...lmao

Answer 2

Well, the reason you're such a d*uche is because no one understands you. Deep inside, you really want to be loved, but feel that people cannot connect to you. Also, your parents abondoned you as a child, and you were raised by wolves. Although this gave you many hunting and scavenging skills, it still cause you to lash out at the world as a way to channel your anger. And that, my friend, is why you are a d*uche.

Answer 3

The answer is simple. You are a douche because it required a douche to get you out of your mom, but it really isn't your fault she was inseminated by the alien demongod GeorgeBushgor who incidentially has passed on some of his DNA onto you, hence the freakish attitude of disdain you wish to convey to all humans.

Answer 4

Your sneaky digs at people and their beliefs undermine your fake attempt at appearing sufficiently chastised.

Better luck next time.

Answer 5

i.....don't......know, but what I DO know, is i swear alot, nothing wring with that, nothing wrong with asking a retared question, like what i did
"why the f uck do they -5 pts for asking a question?"
i really dont give a s hit and nor should you, okay maybe not. but WTF
:O lol

Answer 6

hey, nobody's perfect

Answer 7

I don't know, and I really don't care.