Come on try harder. where does the Tooth fairy get all the money from?

Question

I will go to another caegory if i get no better answers

Answer 1

That's an easy one. They get the money from the Leprauchans, silly. They have it stashed in the Keebler tree in Cork, Ireland.

Answer 2

The tooth fairy was bought by Microsoft three years ago. She gets the money from Bill gates. He takes the enamel from the teeth and coats motherboards with it for it's heat dissapation value.

Microsoft also owns both Israel and Lebanon and they own Jesus. They're working on a really cool movie right now where Jesus will be an action hero. He's gonna take machine guns and bombs and save the Isralie soldiers because he is magical and can save anybody.

Answer 3

From God! Do you know how expensive it is to make a body for each of these souls? Teeth are especially expensive since they are so hard. It is much cheaper to recycle teeth and the Tooth Fairy takes a little off the top for each tooth.

Answer 4

The American Dental Association and the American Orthodontic Association are her main supporters plus she gets a cut of the value of the gold fillings from all teeth that are extracted for any reason...plus publics appearances and sometimes she stands in for Tinkerbell when Tinkerbell has a conflicting engagement or pirates to battle...so she is in like Flint....I wouldn't feel that sorry for her at all --she just gives out pocket change...no biggee....she doesn't have to fly if she doesn't want...she has her own plane, pilot etc...just bought a mansion in Malibu...little rich *****

Answer 5

The Tooth Fairy gets the coins from the same place that god was created: The Pen.

Answer 6

Prostitution

Answer 7

Beer can manufacturers. That 'widget' that rattles at the bottom of the can is actually a childs tooth. The shape is ideal for the filter frame that makes the beer froth up.

Answer 8

all tooth fairies are part of a huge universal mob of fairies who cooperate in organized crime. this way, they act as a sort of "robin hood" for the children. dont judge them! if not for the tooth fairy, who would tend to a childs many needs?! like adults, children have needs too, though often ignored. the tooth fairys self sacrifice fulfills those.

Answer 9

She contributed heavily to George W. Bush's election campaign and got a contract in Iraq rebuilding an oil pipeline every time it gets blown up.

Answer 10

she has a swiss bank account she robs the parents put tha money in the account and give it to the little kids of the world, here's a secret they have more than one tooth fairy