It seems like it'd be fun . . . and better than real sex.
I'm sick of paying of real sex :(
2006-07-28 07:18:29 · 7 answers · asked by Harry Sax 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
If you are paying for real sex then you are a.....
JOHN!!!!!
and a
LOSER!!!!!!!
idiot.....
2006-07-28 07:22:40 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
turn off the vacuum and squirt somewhat WD-40 interior the hose. Your penis could pop good out. then you definately could wash your penis, and wipe the surplus WD-40 as properly as (ahem) the different drinks you have left at the back of interior the vacuum cleanser hose. Do it speedy in the past your mom gets homestead.
2016-11-03 05:10:16 · answer #2 · answered by hartzell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have actually....I stuck my ***** in a vacuum hose and while unpleasant for masturbation (I mean actually trying to "boink" the hose) it did feel quite good if you let the tube just swallow your member. The pressure is quite nice, especially if you get a good seal around the base. :)
I love how witty these dumb chicks above me think they are. "Heh, stick it in an alligator's mouth next time. Zing zing!!!"
:->
2006-07-28 08:41:37 · answer #3 · answered by rockon1202 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your a freak! Go on try it, I dare you to. You got to be kidding me that you are sick of real sex. You just haven't found the right cowgirl or boy.
2006-07-28 07:22:46 · answer #4 · answered by geewhizbaby2008 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet you are tired of paying for sex, Hairy Sacks! EWWW!!!
2006-07-28 07:32:36 · answer #5 · answered by Lorla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, while you're at it, why not stick your DING DONG into an alligator's mouth, c'mon, sounds like REAL fun, don't it ???
2006-07-28 08:04:06 · answer #6 · answered by loosenupmybuttons 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why don't you try a blender next
2006-07-28 07:21:01 · answer #7 · answered by Eric D 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋