Have you ever gone ballistic?

Question

You know, like you get real mad and start yellin' and throwin' red Jell-O at things and stompin' real hard and takin' the lord's name in vain and then you hear a knock at the door and you go answer it and it turns out to be the police and the officer says "we received a noise complaint and susect domestic violence" and you make up something like "no sir, officer, I just got a new TV and the controller for it is very complex and the instructions are in Japanese and I got it to turn up real loud but I couldn't figure out how to turn it down and it was stuck on this show where dysfunctional people are yelling at each other, it won't happen again, would you like some coffee?" and he says "no thanks" and gives you a warning and then leaves and you just sit and fume and wonder about the nosey neighbor that called the cops on you and you get all angry again but you don't make noise this time 'cause you're scared they'll take you to jail and you hold it all inside and feel like a timebomb?

Answer 1

Yep. Been there. Done that. Well, except for the whole cop situation thing. But I have thrown red jell-o and hair clippies, my keys, and my phone before and thrown a fit. Lot's of explitives usually accompany the throwing of items. And if you even attempt to talk to me when I'm that angry, you will most likely be hit upside the head by the closest object I was currently near at the time.

Answer 2

Yep, that was the time when I fell in love with a girl I found crying and who I helped out and who danced with me and who later rejected me and who rejected me again after I'd helped her out even more and who never seemed to appreciate who I really am and who I try not to think about too much anymore and who made me change college courses from Computer Science Engineering to Modern Languages and Literature and who I still can't completely get over even though I now have a job and am doing great in my new course and continue to make new friends and feel very proud of myself and secretly plan to take over the world and show her what she's missed out on and who still makes me find myself yelling my lungs out by the river which is close to my house and which is crossed by a huge 17-kilometer bridge though I have no intention whatsoever of attempting to jump off it and though I often cross it to go back to my hometown where I've met her and then it all starts over again and right now I'm thinking of how I nearly joined the army because of her and now I'm thinking that I might actually have gone quite far in my military carrer because I've always wanted to make an RTS computer game which is why I went to Computer Science Engineering in the first place but now it doesn't matter much because I have new plans and because Westwood Studios, the company I wanted to work at, broke up but maybe I'll still do it someday and then I'll show that girl what's what while she sits there regretting having rejected me and getting together with some other sloppy excuse for a man with no dreams or purposes in life who is what I try very hard not to be.



I guess I must have made my point by now.

Answer 3

Uh yes except I didn't throw red jello, i kicked a hole in the wall though and there were two rats playing chess in there speaking in an english accent so I wasn't really angry anymore. =]

Answer 4

Yes, but without the bit about the police coming. I must have a quieter temper tantrum than you.

Answer 5

Sounds like my nosy neighbors. LOL Yeah, I've gone ballistic several times.

Answer 6

Yes. But no cops came. I just let my anger out on the wall.

Answer 7

Yeah, but the cops never came, but, I ended up breaking both of my cordless phones and, my cellphone.

Answer 8

Exactly, with the exception purple jell-o.

Answer 9

yes in school throwing desks around the room threating everybody
beating a few people with chairs and books. i just lost it those f.uckers deserved it. and they didnt ***** with me again

Answer 10

Yes, a few times. And I've regretted it every time. So I don't do that any more.