2006-07-28 05:56:54 · 73 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
"haha! you can't get me.....i have this thing that i'm not supposed to have and i'm never giving it back!!!!! ha ha!!"
or
"gosh, i love it when you guys lay on the floor and ply with me. you guys are the best!"
depends on what the little bugger is doing.
2006-07-28 06:00:09 · answer #1 · answered by joey322 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Your a sorry cheap low down owner to have a pet. I've been good to you and watched your house while your away, protected you and barked when strangers come up at night and what thanks do I get......Gravy Train with warm water...are you stupid or something. I want real meat like you get. How about buying me a T-Bone Steak smothered in Onions and how about last year when you couldn't find your son and I found him in the woods and barked for you...what thanks did I get." Oh that's a good boy and a pat on my head"...screw that crap, i should of got to sleep inside it was cold that night and had warm blankets and while I watched you guys chew down on some good viddles, I got a can Spam already opened and three days old. I want new owners, I'm gonna take you to Doggy Court.
2006-07-28 06:07:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on the pet, but all of them would probably get around to thanking us for giving them a home when they were unwanted.
2006-07-28 06:01:09 · answer #3 · answered by Kiki 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pleeeeeeeeeeeese PET ME!
2006-07-28 06:00:35 · answer #4 · answered by dhebert244 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My pet does talk to me. He's got quite a vocabulary. Of course he's a parrot. His most recent favorite saying is "You're a dirty bird." Yeah, he's repeating what he hears.
2006-07-28 06:01:46 · answer #5 · answered by curious 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
feed me and i want 2 rule the world(whitch 4 my pet would b the rest of the house)lol
2006-07-28 06:00:30 · answer #6 · answered by ... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember as a kid... when I would sneak out at night. The dog didn't bark or anything, but he had this look on his face... like he knew what I was doing was wrong.
I don't know exactly what he would have said... but am pretty sure it would have had to do with blackmail.
2006-07-28 05:59:50 · answer #7 · answered by Nobody 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the female dog would probably question me for why i got the male dog since he drives her crazy all the time and she is older. and the male dog would probably thank me verbally every day for rescuing him from his other home where they did not treat him as well as i do. but they would probably let me know which treats they enjoy more and then i would be able to let them know more firmly how peeing on the sofa is not a good idea.
2006-07-28 06:02:55 · answer #8 · answered by lasalle_1986 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is it when you take me for a walk you always pick up my art work cant you see how much we like to sniff and relish and yes sometimes eat because it smells so good we have to eat it again i leave that as a message to other dogs look how much my owner loves me.look what he or she feeds me its a terrible waste for you to throw it away i just don't understand it why do i bother to eat at all
2006-07-28 06:09:20 · answer #9 · answered by know it all 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not to associate with people who actually think he could talk back
2006-07-28 06:09:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Want to go to the store? I love you. What are you going to feed me mommy? Lets go on a nice walk outside.
2006-07-28 06:00:07 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋