In your opinion, which band has the most nonsensical lyrics? Please provide an example.?

Question

Which band or song makes you scratch your head and say, "Whad he just say? Hunh?"

Answer 1

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King Missile - The Neither World

In the Neither World,
Everything is Versed and Reversed.
The Neither World Contains and Corrects all Contradictions.
All Division Collapses into Itself,
Into Unity.
Forever is Never in the Neither World.
To Connect is to Sever.
All is One is Several is None.
The Foundation is in the Abyss.
The Truth is the Lamb is the Fish.
The Key is in the Sunlight in the Window.
The Virgin Chases the Moon.
The Lamb is Slaughtered and We All Drink the Blood.
We All Drink the Blood in the Neither World Sameck.


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King Missile - Jesus was way cool

Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned weed into marajuana,
Or sugar into cocaine,
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines.
He walked on the water, and swam on the land.
He would tell these stories,
and people would listen
He was really cool.
If you were blind or lame,
You just went to Jesus,
And he would put his hands on you,
And you would be healed.
That's so cool.
He could have played guitar better than Hendrix,
He could have told the future,
He could have baked the most delicious cake in the world.
He could have scored more goals than Wayne Greztky.
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of.
Jesus was way cool.
He told people to eat his body
and drink his blood.
That's so cool.
Jesus was so cool.
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was,
So they killed him.
But then he rose from the dead!
He rose from the dead, danced around, and went up to heaven.
I mean that's so cool.
Jesus was way cool.
No wonder there are so many christians.


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King Missile - How to remember your dreams

In order to remember your dreams,
You must think of them as if they were little kittens.
When you wake up in the morning,
Before you get out of bed,
Sit up and say,
"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty."
If this doesn't work, You must go into the kitchen and pour out a saucer of cream
Place it by the foot of the bed and say,
"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
When the kitty gets the cream, the dream is remembered.


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King Missile - Cheesecake truck

So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck,
Because I figured at the end of the day I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home,
And I love cheesecake.
So I went to the cheesecake company,
And they asked me if I could drive a truck,
And I said yes and they said you're hired.
So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes,
And I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake.
So I pulled over and I opened the trunk and I got a cheesecake,
And I also took one for later,
And I took one for my friend Farmboy,
And I took one to bring home,
And by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes.
So I took another one.
Then I figured I might as well stop at my house to drop off all the cheesecakes.
So I take five cakes to eat on the way,
And I drive another block and a half to my house.
Now it's lunchtime so I eat ten cheesecakes and a cheesecake for desert.
I should point out by the way that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious.
Anyway, I decided that the only thing to do would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes and hide the truck somewhere and leave town.
And I miss everybody a lot,
But I'm not really sorry,
Because they were very delicious cheesecakes.


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King Missile - Sink

Holy Holy Holy Holy
All is holy in the sink
in the sinking all is holy
holy holy down the sink

holy sinking
sinking down the hole

holy holy sinking down
holy sinking down the hole
down the sinking holy holy
sinking holy holy down

holy sinking
sinking down the hole

holy holy all is holy
all is holy down the sink
in the sinking all is holy

all is holy in the hole
down the holy holy sinking
all is holy in the sink
sinking down the holy sinking
all is sinking down the hole

holy sinking
sinking down the hole

sink sink sink sink sink
sinking down the holy down
holy sinking down the sinking
sinking holy down the sink
holy holy holy sinking
all is sinking down the holy
holy holy all is sinking
all is sinking all is sinking
sink sink sink sink sink


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King Missile - Detachable Penis

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time; it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home when it think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning, I can't, for the life of me, remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it , so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet, 'cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either.

I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being without my penis for too long, It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward's St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven-some guy was selling it! I had to buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again: complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ***, I like having a detachable penis.


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King Missile - Dick

Dick was obsessed with his dick.
He would beat off at least three times a day:
In the morning, when he woke up,
Right after or right before dinner,
And right before he went to sleep.
If he didn't get in his three daily beat-off sessions,
He was a pain in the *** to be around.
He jerked off to tv-
Especially Mary Tyler Moore and Dynasty and Charlie's Angels;
He pulled his pud to porno books;
He even jerked off
To the underwear ads
In the magazine section of the Sunday New York Times.
If you were a girl, talking to him on the phone,
Chances are he was beating his meat to the sound of your voice.
'Cause coming was his raison d'etre.
One time he was in the middle of jerking off to
Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune
When a job offer came to him over the phone
And he needed a job bad
But he told the man he'd call him right back,
'Cause he needed to come more than he needed the job.
And it wasn't that he was ugly or afraid of women or anything like that
He just honestly preferred his right hand.
I saw him the other day,
And he told me that last friday he was with two girls
at their place
And they both wanted him to stay over.
But he went home,
Called up another girl,
and jacked off while talking to her.
I don't know why he tells me this sh*t.
Dick's a f*cked up guy.


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King Missile - That Old Dog

I waited two and a half years for a train to Springfield, Ohio
I gave up and I began to walk, but I was so hungry
And its a damn good thing I was wearing shoes
I decided the cool thing to do would be to order some Challah Bread
And Turtle Soup
But I ordered a tuna salad sandwich
And some french fries
I mean,
What the hell's the difference anyway

Look, the thing is,
I'm half way to Springfield,
Like I'm in
Maryland someplace,
And the money runs out I get some freelance welding work in Silver Spring and then-
And this was a big kick for me-
I put on my hat and I said "Sorry, Sue Ellen, but I got to be moving on."
As it turned out, I never did get to Springfield, Ohio.
Oh, but sometimes,
Sometimes when the moon is full
I can hear that old dog howling
Howling, like he was right outside my own window.


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King Missile - The Bunny Song

Sometimes on the subway
He felt like a little bunny rabbit
With a cute little bunny nose
And long floppy ears
And a brand new sub-machine gun
And a big bushy tail
Because the little bunny wanted to kill everyone
The little bunny wanted to kill everyone
In the barn
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I'll take my 10 points now :D

Answer 2

Pearl Jam except for a couple songs most of the time you have to listen over and over to get what hes saying. Bob Dylans a close second

Answer 3

Veering greater advantageous interior the path of baroque-ish pop/rock, i might advise Elliott Smith's very final 3 albums (XO, make certain 8, From a Basement on the Hill ... and do not forget the main extreme music, "circulate away out distress" from the extreme-high quality Will finding soundtrack). now not "finished-on" rock, yet lots of the internal maximum lyrics and large music you will ever pay attention to. i'm extremely happy i found out it.

Answer 4

I.C.P. has some pretty stupid stuff, for example...

he first little piggy, his house is made of wood
He lives in a chicken turkey piggy neighborhood
He likes to **** his sister, and drink his moonshine
A typical redneck filthy ******' swine
I rode into town with my axe in my holster
Everybody knows about the wicked piggy roaster
A farmer at the border, he tried to take me out
I drew my ax with the quickness, and cut his chicken feathers out

Answer 5

The Beatles at times. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE the Beatles..but c'mon check this out, does this make ANY sense?

Come Together

Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right now over me

He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair yeah you can feel his disease
Come together right now over me

He roller-coaster he got early warning
He got muddy water he one mojo filter
He say "One and one and one is three"
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
Come together right now over me


lol...and go figure, this is one of my favorite Beatles songs! lol

Answer 6

The all-time most nonsensical lyrics ever was that one song about Summer Girls. LFO, I think. The WORST.

Answer 7

Theres a bit in the Fallout boy song,sugar we're going down,that I just can never get, It sounds like he goes,we're going down,down dadadada,but he really says, we're going down,down in an earlier round...I dunno,it just took me ages to understand what he was saying!

Answer 8

Black Eyed Peas.

I can't understand a word he says. It took me a few days to figure out the lyrics to Pump It.

Ok, so MAYBE not that long....

Answer 9

Sugar Cubes/ Bjork. She has always sounded like she uses a random word generator to me.

Answer 10

Nirvana.

Answer 11

There is one song by Nirvana that I still don't know the lyrics too, it just sounds like he is mumbling.