I accidently ejaculated on my girlfriend's cat. The cat ran away and now has a spot of sticky hair.What to do?

Question

The cat lick's itself but my sperm is pretty strong. Should I just tell her I came on her cat?

Answer 1

I want to know how you got to close to her cat in the first place? LMAO
Just Get A Wet Paper Towel And Wipe The Spot, It Should Come Right Out. A Baby Wipe Would Work Too.
Next Time Watch Where You Point That Thing..LOL
No Need To Tell Her..She Might Think You Got A Thing For Her Cat..LOL

Answer 2

1. Your girlfriend would probably dump you if she knew about this and if you want to hurt her like that then you really don't love her. 2. If the cat is declawed, making it run away will definitely kill it as it cannot hunt or defend its self 3. A cat that is used to being indoors will die in the wild from not being able to get itself enough food or water, being attacked by other animals or people, freezing to death, getting hit by a car, etc. Throwing an indoor cat, esp a declawed one out on its own is crueler than just having it put down where the won't feel pain or starve or wonder why they were abandoned. 4. Cats don't have much reason to run away. Why would you leave given shelter, food, water, and security? 5. Getting her a dog will NOT EVER set things right! It has nothing to do with cats being better or worse than dogs - you cannot do something terrible to something someone loves and expect that replacing it with something you like will make it okay. 6. The cat is not going to run away. They aren't stupid. You can abuse it, yell at it, squirt it, leave the doors open, put it outside -- it will still come back. The only thing you will accomplish is hurting the cat and hurting your girlfriend and your relationship. What will happen is the cat will get mean, or scared. Start hiding. Be afraid of people and try to hide its pain. It may run outside to get away from you but it will always come back for the food. Your girlfriend will be upset to see her cat acting like this.

Answer 3

hahah!! this is the funniest question I've ever read.
sorrry. .. I don't mean to make light of your problem...
in fact it's so far out that I don't think your gf is going to notice...I don't think it'll even occur to her that something like that could happen! if you tell her then she'll think you're a pervert (which you probably are anyway). you know, I'm a little more concerned about the cat, do you realize that is a form of animal abuse :-) have there been any studies or research on the effects of human semen on the digestive system of the cat? it could be like poison or something! the poor cat probably licked it all off already and now lying in a ditch somewhere writhing in pain. ugh, worse yet maybe it liked it and is going to come back for more.... WATCH OUT!! cats have sharp claws and sharp teeth... :_)

Answer 4

How do you "accidentally" ejaculate on a cat? Maybe there is some movie sequel to "There's Something About Mary" that is hidden in that story.

Answer 5

You can, or just get the cat and give it a good bath.

This shouldn't be a problem unless you were trying to have sex with the cat, then you should seek help with a sex counselor due to your beastiality issues.


Good luck!!!

Answer 6

Well, were you servicing yourself, or were you with her?

Don't say anything unless she asks...cats clean themselves up pretty good.

If she asks, tell her the cat was just in the wrong place at the wrong time!

Answer 7

I think you should grow up. Ejaculating of a cat is insane.

Answer 8

what the hell were you doing how do you do that unless you play pool just get the cat and clean it off with a rag what a dumb a**

Answer 9

uh ... Hmmmm Well I guess depends on how honest your relationship is and how her sense of humor and how much she likes the cat. Next time wear a condom.

Answer 10

You have other problems then the cat!