My wife said we should talk nastier, sluttier and dirtier during sex, we had sex and I said this to her?

Question

"Mud! Mud! Glorious mud!
Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood.
So, follow me, follow, down to the hollow,
And there let us wallow in glorious mud..." From the Hippopotamus Song

She hopped out of bed crying and ran out the door. She hasn't been back in days. I'm kind of sad. What did I do wrong?

Answer 1

It's so funny how people take you so seriosly on here. That's gotta be entertaining to you!

Answer 2

You said the wrong things which would have been funny to me but you know people are different. Maybe you should try something like "oh honey you feel so f u c k ing good i wanna wine and dine in you all night and wake up tomorrow and do it all over again" you know screem out her name say nasty but sexy things.

Answer 3

Playin in the mud is one thing, but, Id run too if you got into bed with it still all over you, geez, what were you thinkin?

Answer 4

Sung the hippopotamus song.

Answer 5

Well that's not what she had in mind. I talk dirty to my husband and it turns him on. But nothing like what you said. Think about it. Does that put you in a mood for sex?

Answer 6

I doubt that Flanders and Swan had that use in mind when they wrote that ditty!
Maybe you should try Gilbert and Sullivan next time.

Answer 7

What you did wrong was not "reading" her mood correctly. She was obviously not in the silly fun kind of mood that you had hoped she would be in.

Answer 8

I think she had something else in mind. Maybe next time try something a little different. Maybe try some sexy language? Do you get my drift?

Answer 9

you scare her, what's with the mud? if you want to talk dirty say somethink the you meant during sex

Answer 10

There's nothing wrong with mud. What's wrong with her?