The New Miranda Rights, you have the right to shut your...?

Question

I had a friend who was a policeman in Alabama and he had this card. It followed the real miranda right but was changed and totally funny.

I remember some of it, You have the right to shut your mouth before I kick the **** out of you. You have the right to the hospital of your choice, you have the right....I forget the rest. It ends up saying that you now have the right to pray.

I made several copies of it and I actually got out of trouble with one of them. I was real drunk and was about to be taken in(public intoxication). The policeman asked for ID and I handed him one of these cards as I kept looking for my ID. He showed it to his buddy and they got a laugh out of it. They took me home....

I'd like to know if anyone out there knows how the whole thing goes. I feel like getting drunk in public again and I may need it...

Thank you SWARR2001. I do appreciate your input. But to quote the great RON White...I was drunk in the bar, till they threw me out into the Public LOL

Answer 1

LOL Nice one man! If you find a copy, send one to me as well!
Who knows. Maybe we'll bump into one another in the drunk tank :)

Answer 2

Lightning never strikes twice. Think about why you need to get drunk in public. Your friend had a sense of humor (as did the policemen who took you home). The point is: don't break the law and you won't need the card.