texans suck.texas sucks.why do you think they suck so bad?
2006-07-28 04:55:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Sociology
Have you ever wondered where the term "Damn Yankee" comes from? Go look in the Mirror D***H***!
I can promise you wouldn't last 10 minutes down here. In this state, "He needed killing" is a viable defense. And in most parts it wouldn't even go to trial because they would never find your body.
2006-07-28 05:04:47 · answer #1 · answered by kj 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Texas is the best state in the U.S.A. You only perceive us as sucking so bad because you suck. You have no pride in your state because your state has never done anything great.
I am more proud to be an American than a Texan but being a Texan is great.
2006-07-28 12:24:11 · answer #2 · answered by chkibo2000 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you a Texan? I know some Texans. and they don't suck. they are nice people.
2006-07-28 11:57:32 · answer #3 · answered by alexia 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Poorass Okie from Muskogee, when will you ever get over the fact that we are so much cooler and bigger than you!
2006-07-28 12:01:02 · answer #4 · answered by Coop 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The oil wells create a vacumn.
2006-07-28 11:59:30 · answer #5 · answered by jewingengleman 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They haven't had the proper training. They can learn however. You have to go slow and repeat the steps over and over again. Eventually they will learn.
2006-07-28 11:59:46 · answer #6 · answered by EMAILSKIP 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey buddy. I'm a Texan and I give GREAT blowjobs.
...wait...that's not what you meant, is it?
2006-07-28 11:59:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
because you haven't taught them the proper techniques yet...since you're obviously the expert on sucking...
2006-07-28 12:00:44 · answer #8 · answered by brainiac 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you kill Texan children?
2006-07-28 11:57:57 · answer #9 · answered by Pidge 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So how is Oklahoma this time of year?
2006-07-28 11:57:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋