or really really hard
2006-07-28 04:45:51 · 18 answers · asked by Lala 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well about a week ago when I was completely stoned off my a*s*s somehow the subject got brought up about monkey birds flying around in my grandmothers house..lol...Just the thought of the look on her face had me rolling..
2006-07-28 04:53:38 · answer #1 · answered by justifiedamerica 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
My brother married a woman he met on the internet from Bulgaria. She was out in the garden pulling weeds when a skunk came up on her. She shewed it because she thought it was a cat and it sprayed her. My brother heard an awful commotion going on outside and she was having a fight with her hoe and a skunk who was just spraying the crap out of her. She came to the house and my brother could smell her, She told him "that cat pissed on me"
My sister who lives 3 blocks away said we should take her to the emergency room. I am a nurse and asked "what the hell for", I am sure they dont want that odor in the ER. Dr. Hamilton the ER physician would probably send her out the back door just to get the stinch out of the hospital and spray her down with a garden hose.
It was all pretty hysterical. I guess Bulgarians dont have skunks, so she didnt know what it was.
2006-07-28 04:54:32 · answer #2 · answered by happydawg 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watching the movie Wedding Crashers
2006-07-28 05:01:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ron White
2006-07-28 04:50:24 · answer #4 · answered by Free Bird 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a funny scene from the old show Dr Quinn Medcine woman when Dr Quinn's mother came to visit. also on I Love Lucy the vitaminvegmen commerical Lucy did and the one were her Ethel were working at the chocolate making factory
2006-07-28 04:54:29 · answer #5 · answered by valgal115 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dane Cook
Ellen Degeneres
My family
and my friends
always make me laugh my hardest
2006-07-28 04:50:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watching the movie the bench warmers that movie is so hilarious
i laughed till i cried!
2006-07-28 04:50:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe.. there was a time when me and my brother were about to go out. so he was opening the gates and he was on the celfone talking, all of a sudden he jumped frantiaclly! he actually squished a baby lizard in his hands. it so happened that the gate was new and tight, so he didnt notice while he gripped his hands on the top bar and there was a baby lizard on it... poor thing...
2006-07-28 04:50:16 · answer #8 · answered by jamaicangirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A line on a rerun of Friends last night - "Gosh Ross, if you don't hurry up and meet someone you might not get divorced at all this year."
2006-07-28 04:48:46 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The line in "The Blues Brothers" when the Illinois Nazi looked at the other IN and said "I've always loved you."
2006-07-28 04:51:47 · answer #10 · answered by Rotney 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋