i personally like "shut it muppet!!", what about you....
2006-07-28 04:12:43 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
Bite me, buttmunch!
2006-07-28 04:18:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
I don't bother with things like this. It's a waste of time. I just walk away and leave them. No reply at all says a lot.
2006-07-28 04:15:18 · answer #2 · answered by clarity 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've said "you are an unintelligant **** with a face like a slapped ar**e!" Sometimes other things that hit right where it hurts! I can't walk away, I can be a real cow!
2006-07-28 04:34:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I go straight for the heart. I will say something that I know will hurt them deeply. I am trying to change this about me but so far it hasn't worked.
2006-07-28 04:37:57 · answer #4 · answered by Red 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, depending on what there name is , let us say for arguments sake It's Phil. I would respond with "Oooo my grandfather used to have a pig called Phil".
2006-07-28 04:23:06 · answer #5 · answered by greebo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tend to be quite sarcastic. You know... by saying things like "Yes.... I totally agree, you are as always right" in a really sacarstic voice.
2006-07-28 04:45:38 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best thing to do is to make fun of opponent's weakness.
For instance, if that person is fat, you say, "Why don't you lose that fat on your *** before talking", or "Have you called Jenny yet?". If he/she has pimples, you can say, "Why don't you talk to those pimples on your face first before talking to me".
This is technique I use and I always make my opponents cry.
2006-07-28 04:23:15 · answer #7 · answered by S.C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my favourite insult would be in a different language, which if translated would be quite mean..........try it........first they'll look at you with an open mouth, then they'll leave you alone.............it works every time.
1 of my favourites is,
omong sama tangan (indonesian language)
2006-07-28 05:22:31 · answer #8 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just 'ssshhh' them, with one finger on your lips. It's incredibly annoying and shuts them up too! Keep doing it until they explode!
2006-07-28 04:19:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it's road rage then blow the other person a kiss (important note - don't however do this at traffic lights...)
2006-07-28 04:19:14 · answer #10 · answered by Timmy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't give them the satisfaction usually, but when I can't seem to help it I say they are a immature irrational idiot.
2006-07-28 04:20:52 · answer #11 · answered by kekeke 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋