top ten things you'd rather be doing other than answering this question?

Question

name 10 things you'd radther be doing than answering this survey.

1.)Smokin some hashish
2.)Courting Jessica Alba
3.)Punching God in the face
4.)Burning a Flag
5.)Replacing the pages in highschool text books with pages from the anarchist cook book
6.)sleeping for a whole year
7.)sitting in the woods staring at a clump of moss
8.)ripping flowers into tiny pieces then apolgizing without meaning it.
9.)drinking with a hobo
10.)playing hop scotch with bill cosby

Answer 1

1. drinking Bud Lights
2. watching Law & Order SVU
3. Smoking a ciggarette
4. sleeping!
5. hanging out with my friends
6. go to the gym
7. eating oreos and milk
8. walking my cute little dog
9. getting a manicure & pedicure
10. laying on the beach

Answer 2

1. Watching the Price Is Right at home 2. Reading my Book Strangers by Dean Kountz 3. Doing Business with a custmer 4. Drinking a large Diet Root Beer 5. Being at a church conference 6. Swiming in a pool 7. Visting people I have not seen in a long time 8. Playing with my dog 9. Playing Bingo at the old folks home 10. on a vacation

Answer 3

1. Getting a flu shot
2. Changing a flat in the middle lane of the freeway during rush hour
3. Bathing the dog
4. Changing the baby (No. 2)
5. Scrubbing the soap scum out of the shower
6. Rearranging the furniture for my wife
7. Cleaning out the garage
8. Worming the cat
9. Talking to a telemarketer
10. Making love to Rosanne Barr

Answer 4

1 smoking some hasish ( cant beat it!)
2. having sex with a MILF
3. seeing Led Zeppelin reunion tour, first show.
4 getting paid fro mthe stock market instead of acutally working
5. booking a trip to Southern Spain
6 overseeing construction of my estate in the south of spain
7. napping with that MILF, after coming down nicely from the hasish
8 walking a Mastiff
9. downhill mountain biking a huge mountain
10. driving a McLaren F-1.

Answer 5

1 running
2 Making out with Jonathan
3 ******* Jonathan
4. on a Canoe
5 Shopping in Cleavland
6 Camping
7 eating alot without getting fat
8 working out in the gym
9 In a petstore
10 holding a frog

Answer 6

1.taking a dip in a hot spring
2.eating a home cooked breakfast with Emeril
3.borrowing a couple billion from Bill Gates,installment plan
4.accepting my lottery check for 5.2 million
5.directing a movie in Hollywood
6.watching someone installing my home theater system
7.accepting my Olympic medal in swimming
8.eating 2 pounds of fudge
9.on vacation with my Mom in Hawaii
10.driving my brand spankin' new Porshe on the autobaun doin' 130..zoom zoom zoom..=)

Answer 7

1. having sex w/ husband
2. at the beach
3. lying around the house
4, sitting in my balcony watching everyone go by w/ a lemonade in my hand
5. sleeping
6. driving around in a car
7. at the movies
8. in Peru
9. at the zoo
10. at the aquarium

Answer 8

1. pretending to be an amish man
2. burying my face in sand
3. riding an ostrich
4. brushing my cat's teeth
5. giving a hobo a bath
6. making fun of george bush and/or other stupid people
7. slapping myself
8. drinking herbal tea
9. watching somebody screw a monkey upside down
10. playing marbles.....with my pet gerbil

Answer 9

Ya, sitting on the railroad tracks swiggin beer with a hobo somewhere in Kansas.

Answer 10

1.smoke a toke
2.haveing sex
3.partying with my homies
4.sleep
5.go sell a couple sacs (make money)
6.beat the **** outta the people i hate
7.be on tv
8.ask god a couple simple questions
9.smoke a ciggerette
10.go play with my dog

Answer 11

The part about burning a flag pissed me off so i dont want to tell you what i would rather do to tell you the truth i think i would like to smack you