Age Old Question . . . For 10 Points!?!?

Question

If you were stranded on a deserted island with two other people, who would they be? Also, each of you are allowed to have ONE item with you on the island, the rest you have to find there. The best answer will be original. Don't say "a boat."

My answer:
Johnny Depp (well, b/c he's FINE)
MacGyver (that man can make ANYTHING from ANYTHING!)

I would want to have:
Rum (courtesy of Johnny)
Chap Stick (I can't go anywhere without this stuff -- I'm addicted)
Chocolate

Answer 1

My husband, I love him very much and he can make a lot of things work, and my sister, she can help us make something.

I would have to take chocolate, hamberger and matches!

Answer 2

Jessica Alba: she's hot
I'd probably also go with MacGyver since i can't think of anyone else


I would want to have:

cattle (cows and bulls) for all the steaks I would eat
probably a tool of some sort to butcher the cattle to use for eating
a Spring so I can drink clean water.

Probably not the best answer, but I can't really think of anything else right now.

Answer 3

My ex-best friend(aka, Diamond), Johnny Depp, and a pocketknife.

Day 1:
Johnny and I have discussed that Diamond is the least useful person on the island, and should be eaten.

Day 2:
We have planned our attack at sundown. She is sitting on the beach right now, getting sand out of her hair. Sundown has come, Diamond is asleep. We have planned that Johnny pin her down and I proceed to stab her.

Day 3:
She didn't taste very good, and her secret item was some tacky purple lipstick!!!

Day 4:
We shall see what awaits us next.

Answer 4

I would like to be with 2 people from a winning eco challenge team. Hopefully they are well versed in all survival tactics and can make and sail a sea craft and gain enough food as we travel back to civilization. I think the most useful thing to have is a multipurpose knife which is really strong and would be one that someone like MacGyver would happen to have in his pocket.
Damian
I would like to have a combination of water container sizes/ Portable and collection size.

Answer 5

George BUsh
Osama Bin Liner

One Gun...2 Bullets.

Answer 6

Have to say Johnny Depp as himself cuz well DUH! The man is fine and I hear that he can actually hold an intelligent conversation. I would also bring Colby from Survivor cuz he'd have experience at this sort of thing....and he's fine too.

I would bring a large pot or kettle cuz you can use it to boil water for drinking and cooking what you find to eat and a machette or large knife. The rum sounds good too.

Answer 7

tila tequila, shes funny sweet sexy and wont drink my rum

the blonde gurl from GirlsGoneWild island games
the one w/the round bubble butt she looks like she knows what to do on an island for entertainment. water plane :o) you sd no boat

and last but not least.......YOU for stranded me here in the 1st place!

barcardi's cyclon yummy rum and tequila~

ipods with kick *** base station d/ls of everysong so we can dance & rock out, bible as read by james earl jones

butter for all the shellfish we'll be living off of

im a great chef, and 6'4 blue eyed blonde teddybare i can handle anything, pirates, commandos, papercuts... so we'll be ok w/o macguyver

Answer 8

I would have to say,

My boyfriend and a cook

The things that would end up with is on the island are

pot, ladle and clean sheets.

Clean sheets to have sex on, avoiding sand in the crack

pot and pan to never go hungry.

Answer 9

Mauricio Islas and you ( to be sure that I'm gonna show how is that to stay on an island without any boat )
And I like to have mascara and my PC .

Answer 10

I would love to say two hot women, but that's asking for trouble. The nagging would be non-stop. I guess I'd like to have my two closest friends; who better to share the hard times. I know I can count on them! I guess I'd like to have some machine to purify water. My MP3 player wouldn't be of much use.

Answer 11

Aishwarya Rai.
Rani Mukerjii.

And Lots of Matchsticks. I would not want to leave the island at all.