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but she went down on me,now she says shes pregnant,theres no way she can i have a baby out of her mouth,im silly sometimes

2006-07-28 02:18:47 · 16 answers · asked by cote8377 2 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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You two may actually be too retarded for the Maury Povich show!!!!!!!!!!


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2006-07-28 02:31:19 · answer #1 · answered by hunter 4 · 0 1

The only way she could be pregnant is if she somehow saved some of your sperm, and then artificially inseminated herself with a turkey baster or something. I saw a Law & Order about this kind of thing once. Technically, it's possible, but unless you saw her scurrying off to the bathroom right after to spit your sperm out into a little baggie or something, tell her congratulations, you hope she and the father whoever he is will be very happy together.

2006-07-28 09:26:20 · answer #2 · answered by locolady98 4 · 0 0

That's why you don't have sex of any kind before you are MARRIED!
I believe she is trying to trap you my friend and that's one of the oldest tricks in the world. If you didn't have sex she can't get pregnant by you.
So, either she is lying to trap you OR she has been having sex with someone else.
Save your money for a paternity test-you may need it.

2006-07-28 09:23:51 · answer #3 · answered by divprod 3 · 0 0

Answer the phone it's the Jerry Springer Show! Get a couple of your real girlfriends to go with you! Fun time had by all.
You need to go talk to her parents and let them know what their daughter has been up to so they can set her straight.

2006-07-28 10:24:10 · answer #4 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0 0

Dude!

This girl is crazy (or maybe she hasn't been taught the facts of life?) Please take her to a physician and have her ask him how woman get pregnant and let him explain it to her - just to clear the confusion - is she 10???

Anyway, don't do it again! What if she sleeps with someone else and then gets pregnant???

Hmm? Your mom wont like you then, would she?

2006-07-28 09:34:15 · answer #5 · answered by Chellie 3 · 0 0

If your genitals didn't touch then she couldn't have gotten pregnant from you unless she's a psycho who might have done the artificial insemation thing.

2006-07-28 09:22:14 · answer #6 · answered by vamp 2 · 0 0

am amazed to see all these guys fell for your silly imagination am sure the "she" does not exist its your fantasy and figment of your imagination

2006-07-28 09:29:44 · answer #7 · answered by Ruby 3 · 0 0

Oh... some one is trapping you dear, no worries, just tell its not possible, medical tests are always there to prove this....

2006-07-28 09:22:16 · answer #8 · answered by Manya 2 · 0 0

If she thinks that then she is to young to be having any kind of sex

2006-07-28 09:21:49 · answer #9 · answered by brenda4ever 6 · 0 0

she sounds like a psycho who is trying to trap you.

2006-07-28 09:20:38 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs.♥ Krasinski 4 · 0 0

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