That creep is messin around with my man, The Pillsburry Dough Boy! If you know the Muffin Man, give me his address so I can..uh...set things straight! (mwahaha! I'm gonna beat that homewrecker up!)
2006-07-28 02:08:16 · 16 answers · asked by Aloofly Goofy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He lives on Drury Lane...but he was last seen on the Hershey Highway, putting buns on ovens...Whoop his a$$...If you need back up, I'm rightttttttttt here!
2006-07-28 02:14:46 · answer #1 · answered by Uh-May-Zing 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Muffin Man is seated at the table
In the laboratory of the Utility Muffin
Research Kitchen . . .
Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon
He gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants
And brushing his scapular aside
Proceeds to dump these inside of his shirt. . .
He turns to us and speaks:
"Some people like cupcakes better. I for one
Care less for them!"
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot
of a fully charged icing anointment utensil
He poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin
of his own design.
Later he says: "Some people . . . some people like cupcakes exclusively,
While I myself say there is not nor ought there be
Nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey earth
As that prince of foods . . . The Muffin!"
Girl you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around lill you found
That he didn't know nuthin'
Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffin'
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin'
2006-07-28 02:17:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He lives on Drury Lane. Yes I know the Muffin Man he bakes the best Muffins in town.
2006-07-28 02:13:36 · answer #3 · answered by Skeeter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of coarse I know the Muffin Man he lives on Deary Lane.
2006-07-28 02:13:37 · answer #4 · answered by boredgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love cakes! For some reason even if I continually pictured having tea with the muffin guy and the female in the shoe. i do not recognize...It ought to be a kids creative and prescient that stuck with me.
2016-11-26 20:33:20 · answer #5 · answered by mattes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run away for the Muffin man he is bad news
2006-07-28 02:13:40 · answer #6 · answered by skyzze 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you really want to fight for the love of the Pillsbury Dough boy. How bout going for Mr. Clean instead.
2006-07-28 02:13:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one who lives on Drewry Lane? didn't have another affair with Princess Fiona or something?
2006-07-28 02:22:32 · answer #8 · answered by Carrie C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's Drury lane. Check with the Gingerbread man. If that fool don't tell you, threaten his buttons, then he'll talk!
2006-07-28 02:12:58 · answer #9 · answered by mury902 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know the muffin man, he lives on drury lane.
2006-07-28 02:12:46 · answer #10 · answered by boo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋