2006-07-28 01:26:01 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Be careful, he may "stuff" more than you and your mom's stockings! I hear he's a randy old guy, and if young guys are on his "naughty" list, he likes to spank them!
2006-07-28 03:41:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
No Santa already has Miss Claus
2006-07-28 09:26:01 · answer #2 · answered by E_luv 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably, I think he would go all up in you like a freighttrain when you bent over to pick up your stocking. Your mom would just stand there and laugh. Well first she would get santa ready for action and then you would get buffalo billed
2006-07-28 08:44:28 · answer #3 · answered by youknowkennio 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just want some sweet Santa @$$!
2006-07-28 09:23:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a sad boy... Santa is your Dad !
2006-07-28 08:29:21 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's sad.. Santa is your daddy
2006-07-28 09:00:55 · answer #6 · answered by Imani 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you want to be in ANY threesome with your mother??????
2006-07-28 08:31:23 · answer #7 · answered by Sunshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hear he likes that better than cookies.
2006-07-28 08:34:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he'd be too busy delivering presents on his sleigh
2006-07-28 08:29:42 · answer #9 · answered by hi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you go ask your father, provided you know who he is.
2006-07-28 09:04:06 · answer #10 · answered by Stephen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋