tell me a joke or story or something i am bored. ten points to best answer.
2006-07-28 01:19:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
well auntb93 certainly isnt getting best answer-how rude just trying to communicate with people instead of just talking to a computer!
2006-07-28 02:11:26 · update #1
sorry i am a social being and dont sit on my computer all day instead of getting out and being social- and i don't feel sorry for myself
2006-07-28 02:13:26 · update #2
How about Yo momma jokes?...Don't take them seriously...Your momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out..You momma so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth..Your momma so ugly she joined an ugly competition and they said Miss,please no professionals..Your momma so ugly one night she was standin under the stars and the man in the moon looked away..Your momma so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye..Your momma so old her birth certifercate is expired..your momma so old when God said let their be light she was there to flick the switch..Your momma so old she farts out dust...Your momma so old she used to babysit Jesus..Your momma so stupid at the bottom of the application where it says sign here, she put Sagittarius..Your momma so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes..Your momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus..Your momma so dumb she tried to kill a fish by drowning it..Your momma so dumb on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911...Your momma so stupid she stole free bread..Your momma stinks so bad people look forward to her farts..Your momma teeth so rotten it look like her tongue is in jail..Your momma breath so stinky we don't know if she needs chewing gum or toilet paper..Your momma so dirty she smell like hot @ss on a cold day..and your momma so dirty she made speed stick slow down and right guard turn left...
Hope you got a laugh!
2006-07-28 01:29:13 · answer #1 · answered by G-Unit Soulja 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So i study for 2 days straight for an exam, practically rewriting my textbook and homework problems, abstaining from eating haagan daz or wandering about Tamriel. On test day as i go through the multiple choice questions, I realize that only a tiny fraction of them seem remotely familiar to me. As sweat begins to pour and the thoughts of retaking this course and the possibility that my future employer will rescind its job offer because i failed to earn my degree run through my head, I panic! About 70% of the questions are answered randomly and now the only gate that blocks my entry into Oblivion is not the Daedra, but my Tax Professor!
(to be continued... perhaps in a "life is good" or "i'm doomed to hell" related question)
2006-07-28 08:54:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sit there with the whole world at your fingertips on the Internet, and you are bored? Chile, you got a problem! That's not boredom, that's minor depression. Take a St. John's Wort capsule and stop feeling sorry for yourself. Then try putting anything at all, even the word "boredom," into the search engine and following your nose.
2006-07-28 08:25:27 · answer #3 · answered by auntb93again 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An advertisement by manufacturer of Bra and Panty:
" We do not think we are best in the world, but sure, we are closest to the best things in the world"
2. GOD asked a civil Engineer: "Tell me, what mistake I have made in designing a woman"
Civil Engineer: " Sir, the entertainment area is very close to the drainage"
2006-07-28 08:26:34 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use a damn search engine! Whbh e gswfihbduifhsihdusahdjkasjd cvhjch sudhfuihfujdhfd hcf gdhfzx b hjdgb hjg hy gyhswg reywgdyu wdyhsyag das ghughhk!!!!!
2006-07-28 08:48:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the possum it could be done!
Why did the chicken go halfway across the road?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
2006-07-28 08:23:41 · answer #6 · answered by damndirtyape212 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are traveling at the speed of light in your car, what happens when you turn your headlights on?
2006-07-28 08:26:35 · answer #7 · answered by MadMaxx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you like it when i lick you in a circle and then push in deep
2006-07-28 08:23:03 · answer #8 · answered by skippy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hai hello
2006-07-28 08:23:13 · answer #9 · answered by sanju_rke 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No
2006-07-28 08:22:30 · answer #10 · answered by mu_sa_kossan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋