My mate has one and is giving me a lift tonight.
Any tips to avoid looking like Derek Zoolander?
2006-07-27 22:54:48 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Fashion & Accessories
I'm never getting in your car, Noez
2006-07-27 22:58:29 · update #1
Ghost Nation.
Love the new look.
Wanna come with us?
2006-07-27 22:59:16 · update #2
Can a shirt ever be TOO Hawiian?
2006-07-27 23:00:56 · update #3
1. Spray paint the car black with flames along the bottom. (A similar look was used in a film called "Grease", but being straight, you probably don't know it)
2. Purchase a Johnny Rotten face mask for your mate and a David Hasselhof one for yourself. These accessories can be easily shed once you are 30metres from the offending vehicle
3. Attach a starving pit bull to the roof of the car, ideally with chains, but if you have no chains, you're going to need at least 5 rolls of duct tape. About 50cm from the pit bull's mouth, attach the bleeding carcass of Noel Edmonds. You can collect this from my house in London, or if that's not convenient, a donor kebab will do as a substitute. Loud barking should commence within 2 minutes of attaching these items, if it doesn't, you may have purchased a gay pit bull. Return to pet shop and exchange for something a bit more butch.
4. Find some aggressive music to put on your stereo. Some Beastie Boys or Gang of Four should do the trick.
5. Finally, buy a bazuka and as your mate drives, fire repeatedly into the air, screaming "WHO'S THE MAN? FEEL MY RAGE! F**KING HOMOS F**K OFF TO CANAL STREET" or similar messages.
REMEMBER! do not fire at pedestrians. Murder will certainly convince people that you are straight, since no gay person has ever broken the law, but prison is a high price to pay to demonstrate your heterosexuality.
2006-07-28 03:26:56 · answer #1 · answered by comradelouise 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
It is a bit of a gay hairdresses car though isn't it. Which is worse a MX5 or MGF? Is the roof going to be down or up? If the roof is down try playing some Northern manchester music like Oasis or Ian Brown or maybe some Arctic Monkeys loudly to try and retain some street cred.
I would keep the roof up mate.
good luck my gay friend!
2006-07-28 09:12:55 · answer #2 · answered by jimmy two times 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try blasting some Steps out. All trace of homosexuality will vanish at the sound of Britain's Heaviest & Loudest Ever Band. Also, waving at men as you go by will surely only make them think that you're the straightest of the straight. Especially is you make kissy faces at them. Hope this helps. More advice at www.helppeoplethinkimabender.com
2006-07-28 06:06:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the hell, just go for all out campness. Get you mate to shave off his bodily hair and baby oil him up. Then get him wear a miniture pink stetson. For yourself, well, you've got to keep the helmet, but maybe glue some sequins to it and wear an incredibly tight shirt and some lip gloss.
Wow, this is actually turning me on slightly. I think I need to go and look at Noezzelles avatar for a bit to steer me back onto the hetro path....
2006-07-28 06:06:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit with your back to the door, facing him & hold a gun to his head. It'll look like you car-jacked him.
Make sure the gun's unloaded or keep the safety on. Otherwise if you go over a bump you might shoot him in the head, & then you'll really have something to worry about.
2006-07-28 10:54:42 · answer #5 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A paper bag over your head should do the trick
or your mate could get a car that isn't a hairdresser's car
2006-07-28 06:17:56 · answer #6 · answered by sara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two guys out for s spin on a summer's evening in a hair dressers car. What do you think ! Gay and proud !
2006-07-28 06:02:31 · answer #7 · answered by Fran 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No you are going to look very gay, might as well work it.
Hawaiian shirts they more Hawaiian the better.
2006-07-28 06:30:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep that firehelmet on darling!
You would look gay if you both were travelling in my car: Daihatsu Cuore. A pink one.
2006-07-28 05:57:01 · answer #9 · answered by The Phantom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make sure you both wear lots and lots of leather.
Nothing says `straight´ then two guys dressed in shiny black leather.
2006-07-28 19:23:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋