What character from Dragonball Z should do away with Dr Phil? Describe what it would be like?

Question

Freiza,Bulma,Goku,Vegeta or some other character? You tell us. Funniest answer in scripted form gets 10 points. Who could rid us of The Leg Doctor?

Answer 1

Now on Dr.Phil, Jealous Rivalry!! Hi, I'm Dr.Phil and I'm here with the Prince Of all Saiyans - Vegeta.
Dr Phil: Vegeta, How do u feel about being the Prince of all Saiyans and can't beat Goku or Kakarato as u Saiyans call him.
Vegeta: I can beat Goku, u bald-headed fool. How dare u speak to Prince of all Saiyans!!
Dr Phil: Well, releasing ur anger will help u control it better. I 'm trying to help u be a better person.
Vegeta: Do u want to die, fool!!
Dr. Phil: I do not want to die, I want to help. U have a problem with being jealous and u need to accept the fact that u can not beat Goku and u will never be more than just a second-rate saiyan. Do u understand where I am going?
Vegeta: NO!!!
Dr. Phil: Maybe some clips will help (all clips of goku beating him and becoming more powerful before him)
(As the clips shows, Vegeta continously gets anger and anger)
Dr. Phil: Now do u understand, monkey!!!
Vegeta: Understand this. (Vegeta goes Super Saiyan 3)
Vegeta: BIG BANG ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!
Dr Phil: OPRAH, IT ALLLL YOUUUUUR FAAAUULLTT, B&^&H!!!!
Vegeta: I don't listen u now!!!

Answer 2

You made this too easy! VEGETA!!!!!!! Dr Phil wouldn't know what to do or say or how to handle the saiyan prince. Knowing Vegeta, he wouldn't get the chance.

Answer 3

Prince Vegeta. continually Prince Motherf**king Vegeta. Why? merely look on the guy, he's attractive, stable, constructive and in order that damn superb. His voice in eastern and English is likewise fantastic.

Answer 4

master roshi. he is d best in dbz cause he is so old but can still kick *** and chase so many women. of course he can do away with dr phil

Answer 5

The obvious answer is Geru.

Announcer/ Me: Hi, y'all, an welcome back to Dr. Phil! On this episode, Dr. Phil will be helping a disgruntled robot take his place in the world! Wooo!
Audience: ........
Announcer: Saw something, d@m!t!
Audience: ........
Announcer: You make hulk angry! RAAAAARG!
Audience: AHHHHHH!
Dr. Phil: Security! The announcer is ruining my immage!
Security: Sure thing, boss. (Inject announcer with really big needle)
Announcer: (semi conscious) Ah, mush bether. An now, back to the show!
Dr. Phil: So, Geru, do you have a last name?
Geru: Geru.
Dr. Phil: Yes, Geru, I know that your first name is Geru. But do you have a last name?
Geru: Geru.
Dr. Phil: Okay, one "Geru" for yes and two "Gerus" for no. Do you have a last name?
Geru: Geru.
Dr. Phil: Okay what is it?
Geru: Geru.
Dr. Phil: Never mind. So Geru, do you feel left out because you are only a supporting charector?
Geru: Geru don't like Pheeeeely.
Dr. Phil: Or do you feel badly because you are smaller than many of your fellow charectors?
Geru: BEEEEEEEEEP. (Geru starts making beeping and whiring noises)
Dr. Phil: What's that susposed to mean?
Geru: Access denied.
Dr. Phil: Why you,um, you, uh, you robotic punk! (throws self twords Geru)
*(audience starts chanting "Geru, Geru" and gets out foam fingers. Some start munching on popcorn)*
Geru: Geru no like Pheeeeeely! Geru need Pan!
*(Space ship crashes through roof in corner of studio, ET music is playing in the backround. As the dust settles, a side pannel lowers to reveal walkway. Two form emerge.)
Pan: (coughing) Trunks, where are we?
Trunks: I don't know. This is where Geru's signal came from.
Pan: (spots Geru) Geru! That's where you went to! (runs towards Geru)
Geru: (running towards Pan) Pan came for Geru! Pan loves Geru!
Pan: (grabs Geru and Hugs him) Geru! I'm so happy! (laughing) Now don't you ever do that again, you stupid robot! (throtles Geru)
Geru: Geru sorry! Geru never do it again!
Dr. Phil: What is going on?
Trunks: I'd like to ask you the same thing, Dr. Phil. Or should I say Ilph!
Dr. Phil: WHAT?!?
Trunks: Okay, maybe making your name into an anagram didn't work, but you're going down!
Dr. Phil: Why? What have I ever done to you?
Pan: We don't care! We just don't like you! And you know what? You're UGLY!
Dr. Phil: Excuse me, little lady, but are you talking to me?
Pan: Yes, I am!
Dr. Phil: Don't you back sass me, little lady!
Pan: (in a high-pitched voice) Don't you back sass me, little lady!
Dr. Phil: One more word and I'll call Super Nanny!
Pan: Oh, I'm sooooo scared, (rolls eyes and smirks) Dr. Ugly. (goes into song:)
U.G.L.Y. YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY! EY! HEY! YOU UGLY!
I SAW YOU WALKING DOWN THE STREET JUST THE OTHER DAY
I DIDN'T SEE YOUR DAMAGE FROM THAT FAR AWAY
I SHOULD HAVE GOT A CLUE WHEN THE KIDS STARTED SCREAMING
YOU WALKED UP TO ME WITH YOUR BUCK TEETH A GLEAMING!!!

Announcer: (joining in)

YOUR TEETH ARE YELLOW, THEY'RE COVERED IN MOULD
YOU'RE ONLY FOURTY SOMETHING, YOU LOOK A HUNDRED YEARS OLD
WHEN LOOKS WERE HANDED OUT YOU WERE LAST IN LINE
YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE
DID YOU FALL OFF A BUILDING AND LAND ON YOUR HEAD
OR DID A TRUCK RUN OVER YOUR FACE INSTEAD
THERE AIN'T NO PILL COS YOU AIN'T ILL
YOU'RE UGLY!

Dr Phil: I am not ugly you little-

WHAT YOU REALLY NEED IS TO WEAR A MASK
AND BOOK THAT PLASTIC SURGEON FAST -
YOU'RE SCARY - YOU'RE HAIRY I HEARD ABOUT YOU
YOU'RE THE MAIN ATTRACTION AT THE CITY ZOO
YOU'RE SO FAT AND UGLY WITH A BELLY FULL OF FLAB
WHEN YOU WEAR A YELLOW COAT PEOPLE SHOUT OUT "YO CAB"!!!

YOU GOT EYES LIKE A PIG AND YOUR NOSE IS BIG
AND WITH HAIR LIKE THAT YOU SHOULD BE WEARING A WIG
UNCLE FESTER, REMEMBER HIM? I NEVER KNEW THAT YOU HAD A TWIN!!!!!
YOU CAN'T DISGUISE YOUR GOOGLY EYES
IN THE MIIIISSSSSS UGLY PAGEANT YOU WIN FIRST PRIZE
THE GIRLIES SAYS YOU UGLY -
YOU UGLY!

U.G.L.Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY EH! HEY! YOU UGLY!!!!!
U.G.L.Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY EH! HEY! YOU UGLY!!!!!!!
QUASIMODO
CAMEL BREATH
SQUAREHEAD
UGLY!

Dr. Phil: be quiet or I'll-

CHICKEN LEGS
PIG FACE
CHIN LIKE BUBBA
UGLY!

FISH LIPS
TOAD LICKER
POINDEXTER
UGLY!

SPAGHETTI ARMS
LIMP BUTT
FREAK SHOW -UGLY!

U.G.L.Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY EH! HEY! YOU UGLY!!!!!
U.G.L.Y - YOU COULD MAKE AN ONION CRY
U.G.L.Y - LIKE AN ALIEN CHASED BY THE FBI, U.G.L.Y
YOU UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr. Phil: THATS IT! (rips off shirt and goes into super Saien mode, but only mustache and weird bald guy hair go gray instead of blond) YOU SHALL PAY!
Audience: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Geru: (sneaks up behind Dr. Phil and sticks a needle in his butt)
Dr. Phil: NOOOOOO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY POWERS!?!?!?!?! (slumps over dead from needle thingy medicine reacting with the drugs that he's apparently on)
Pan: Wooooo! Take that! Way to kick but Geru!
*(crash comes from other side of the studio, Goku comes)*
Goku: Sorry, guys! I couldn't find the door. Anyone know where the bathroom is?
Trunks: It's down the hall and to the left.
Goku: Thanks! (run's off)
*(yet another crash, Picolo comes in)*
Picolo: Where is Goku? He's slacked off on his training again!
Trunks: He's down the hall and to the right.
Picolo: Thank you, Trunks. (crashes through the wall and charges off down the hall)
Pan: I thought that Goku was in the room on the left?
Trunks: He is. I just sent Picolo to the ladies room.
Pan: (falls over laughing)
Audience: .......
Anouncer: Laugh, you stoges!
Audience: (nerviously) Eh, he he he he.
Anouncer: Well, that's all the time that we have left, folks! Come back next week to see Dr. Phil, ahem, um, Dr. Phool talk to couples who are nymphomaniacs. Won't that be fun? Okay, bye now! Buh bye! Bye bye! See you later! Good bye!