George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a
little PR.
After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his
hand and George asks him his name.
"Stanley," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have 4 questions First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got
more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Fourth,
why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 45 percent of all
Americans don't have health insurance?
Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that
they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right,
question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks
him his name.
"Steve," he responds. "And what is your question, Steve?"
"Actually, I have 6 questions First, why did the USA invade Iraq
without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 45 percent of
all Americans don't have health insurance?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"
2006-07-27 19:34:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Government
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I think my phone is being tapped and somebody is trying to hack my computer, I'm going to switch it off so they can't see my hard drive.
2006-07-27 20:24:39 · update #1
Right on, I think the kid next to Steve then has to say "Hey, Mr President? Could you turn that book right side up? Thanks"
2006-07-27 19:39:06 · answer #1 · answered by Sidoney 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Poor Stanley!
2006-07-28 02:39:10 · answer #2 · answered by dt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA! That was great! Yes it is how I see him actually. He's not really concerned with any of the problems facing us here in America, he's too busy sticking pipe in the ground in the sandbox. What has he done for Health care since he's been pres? What's he done for Social Security? Abortion rights? Taxes? Anything? Ok well you know he met with Tyler Hicks this week sometime yet he send C. Rice over to bum-f*ck-sand hole to work out our countries problems? Great guy putting frickin' American Idol over our soldiers!!!
2006-07-28 02:42:32 · answer #3 · answered by Jessica 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush would probably have the kid thrown in jail for being a terrorists, later they would have pictures of the kid training in some camp with Bin Ladan in Afghanistan
2006-07-28 02:49:24 · answer #4 · answered by JoeThatUKnow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did enjoy reading this. These are exactly the questions I want answered. Oh yes, I had a great time laughing too.
2006-07-28 02:40:27 · answer #5 · answered by Zeta 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have they tried looking for Stanley in Gitmo maybe ???
2006-07-28 02:43:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! I never seen it put so succinctly before LOL
2006-07-28 02:40:36 · answer #7 · answered by TommyTrouble 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep that's dubya in a nutshell alright. of course that is any politician in a nutshell..but really good one.
2006-07-28 02:39:04 · answer #8 · answered by purple dove 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, pretty acurate.
2006-07-28 02:40:21 · answer #9 · answered by jhnedrmr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha. Right on!
2006-07-28 02:39:35 · answer #10 · answered by Entwined 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋