Would satan scream, "oh god, oh my god!" ???
2006-07-27 17:11:33 · 19 answers · asked by Plasmapuppy 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Probably.
That is of course, assuming they were having sex. As being in bed with someone doesn't always include sex. ;)
Or course it could also go something along the lines of this:
God: "Oh dear. You drew blood."
Satan: *licking blood* "Yeah that's how I roll."
God: "You know, vampirism is a sin."
Satan: "You know, homosexuality is also a sin."
God: *looks around frustrated*
*awkward silence ensues*
God: "Damn."
2006-07-27 17:44:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
No, god would do all the screaming, Satan is a mean girl u know.
2006-07-28 11:30:35 · answer #2 · answered by sucrosan 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why do You personify the two? Both are spirits. And if You weren't such a blasphemous person, I'd enjoy having an intelligent conversation with You sometime. I hope God changes Your heart before You die. I love You in Jesus...
2006-07-28 00:17:21 · answer #3 · answered by slnixon3 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Get thee behind me, Satan." ;)
2006-07-28 08:27:30 · answer #4 · answered by ArcadianStormcrow 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Only if God were truly, truly good.
2006-07-28 00:29:15 · answer #5 · answered by amivins 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That has to be the most disrespectful question I have ever read It is sick
2006-07-28 00:48:30 · answer #6 · answered by worried about our country 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that would either mean god is blowing him or ramming him in the ***. either way, sounds about right to me,
2006-07-28 00:14:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
They would argue as who gets to be on top.
2006-07-28 00:28:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
He'd say, why do I always have to be on the bottom!
2006-07-28 00:15:05 · answer #9 · answered by JZ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And god would say "Ooooh you Devil"
2006-07-28 00:16:20 · answer #10 · answered by i.needitall 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋