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2006-07-27 17:10:14 · 18 answers · asked by SociallyAwkwardPenguin 5 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
I like pie
2006-07-30 17:13:00 · answer #1 · answered by ...blYnd... 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and
decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for
laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were
startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty
shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and
chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You
scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What
are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my
name!"
2006-07-27 17:29:11 · answer #2 · answered by tonytheskier1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My nephew tried to make me feel indebted to him by telling me that by helping me move he was missing a booty call. Turns out the girl was just trying to offer him a beer if he would help her unload a piece of furniture. She was with her dad at the time. he he he. ummmm He's a 20 year old virgin. Nice and funny but no confidence.
2006-07-27 17:15:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give me a topic to make you laugh about. k
2006-07-27 17:15:46 · answer #4 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Questions, answers….all day long!!
We have no life so we play along.
We answer the stupid, we answer the smart,
We answer question after question. How did this all start?
How did we become so addicted? We’re did we go wrong?
Now our houses stay dirty…we stopped mowing the lawn!!
We can’t sleep at night, we can’t concentrate at work
We live to answer questions to people who act like jerks
We stare at our computers till we go nearly blind
But as long as we can give answers…we don’t really mind
2006-07-29 15:31:30 · answer #5 · answered by berkeleygirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You ever eat some really spicy spicy food and then the next time you take a number 2, you wish you could just have a fudgecicle to cool your ass off. whoa whoa it burns it burns. hahahahah
2006-07-27 17:13:50 · answer #6 · answered by mr_e_mn007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day Chuck Norris decieded to sell his urine as a canned beverage, we now know this drink as Red Bull.
2006-07-27 17:13:47 · answer #7 · answered by matt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The CIA Is After My Penis Can I Hide It In You
2006-07-27 17:22:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife told me the other day that she wanted a boob job. I told her that it was to expensive and to try rubbing toilet paper between them. I figured it worked for her butt, why not?
2006-07-27 17:24:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine...
Corny... I know... T.
2006-07-27 17:15:02 · answer #10 · answered by Theophania 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋