My husband asked me if I want a straberry shortcake, i agreed, and ended up with a broken nose?

Question

me and argus were playing wit each other in bed yesterday after working the fields, feeding the hogs, and detassling the corn in the back up the barn which faces south of my trailer. Even stinky was having a good time playing. Well afterwards we ended up having sex and right when he was baout to let his tadpoles out he said" woman you want a strawberryshirtcake?" I said "Heck yes", before I know it he spilled his man juice on my face and then punched me in the nose and it got bloody and he said" Theres your strawberry shortcake bit%%"

well I was in pain then he made me give him a bath and massage his back and pop 2 pimples on is rear end. If he loved me so much why did he trick me? I thought he really was going to give me a straberry shortcake. I didnt expect this at all. I love him though and forgave him, I just thinks it wasnt nice., He always tells me he loves me

Answer 1

ROTFLMFAO......you need to get out of the hills!!... i thought i had it bad!..your imagination is so......bad...lmao

Answer 2

Are you nuts. I dont care where you live or how you were brought up. any guy that will hit his girl in the nose to break it . Better not let me catch him . Becasue strawberry short cakle he will wish for.. Now you young lady .. you get the heck away from him . Unless he get intense counseling . this Is only the begining of a long and lumbp bumpy broken black and blu scared up life ahaed of you .

Answer 3

Was this the first time he did that?

If he loves you that much, why did he do it? Maybe he's into sadism?

Per the link below:-

Sadistic personality disorder is a pervasive pattern of cruel, demeaning, and aggressive behavior, beginning by early adulthood, as indicated by the repeated occurrence of at least four of the following:

* Has used physical cruelty or violence for the purpose of establishing dominance in a relationship (not merely to achieve some noninterpersonal goal, such as striking someone in order to rob him or her)
* Humiliates or demeans people in the presence of others
* Has treated or disciplined someone under his or her control unusually harshly.
* Is amused by, or takes pleasure in, the psychological or physical suffering of others (including animals)
* Has lied for the purpose of harming or inflicting pain on others (not merely to achieve some other goal)
* Gets other people to do what he or she wants by frightening them (through intimidation or even terror)
* Restricts the autonomy of people with whom he or she has a close relationship, e.g., will not let spouse leave the house unaccompanied or permit teen-age daughter to attend social functions
* Is fascinated by violence, weapons, injury, or torture

The behavior has not been directed toward only one person (e.g., spouse, one child) and has not been solely for the purpose of sexual arousal (as in sexual sadism).

Answer 4

If he loves you so,why did he hit you and call you a *****. If I( were you I would get away from him. what you are going through is the type thing they write stories and make movies about.

Answer 5

don't fault Argus, he was just funnin' with ya, hee haw. maybe you should return the favor to show you still like him.

Answer 6

if a man loves you he wouldnt raise his hand to you, its just stupid to stay in an abusive relationship

Answer 7

WELL IBETZ THATS YU WON'T BEEZ ASKIN FOR ANY OF THAT THAR STRAWBERRYSHIRTCAKES ANY TIME SOON NOWZ WILL YA !! TAKES GOODZ CARES OF THAT NOZE NOW YA HEAR!!

Answer 8

You have strawberries growing in your nose? Gross!

Answer 9

You're disgusting.

Answer 10

That's too bad, even worse that you're REPORTED.