2006-07-27 16:51:38 · 18 answers · asked by missTy_333 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I saw a bumper sticker on a car today that made me grin. It read "Buckle up, it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car." lol.
2006-07-27 17:01:33 · answer #1 · answered by MindStorm 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay dear, here's a funny story about The Ultimate Computer :
The Ultimate Computer stood at the very end of the Computer Company’s production line, at which point the guided tour eventually arrived.
The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo. ‘This’, he said, ‘is the Ultimate Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question you may care to ask it.’
At which a Smart Alec stepped forward - there is always one - and spoke into the Ultimate Computer’s microphone. ‘Where is my father ?’ he asked. There was a whirring of wheels and flashing of lights that the manufacturers always use to impress lay people, and then a little card popped out. On it were printed the words ‘Fishing off Florida’. Smart Alec laughed. ‘Actually’, he said, ‘my father is dead !’
It had been a tricky question !
The salesman, carefully chosen for his ability to think fast on his feet, immediately replied that he was sorry the answer was unsatisfactory, but as computers were precise, perhaps he might care to rephrase his question and try again ?
Smart Alec thought, went to the Ultimate Computer and this time said, ‘Where is my mother’s husband ?’ Again there was a whirring of wheels and a flashing of lights. And again a little card popped out. Printed on it were the words:
‘Dead. But your father is still fishing off Florida.’
Cheers !
2006-07-28 00:00:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK,
did u know:
- that the only animal that has a gold in its body is the giraffe under its eyelid.
- that no twins had been born in australia for 40 years.
- that all the people who live in Osaca (in japan) was born in the daylight no one at night for 70 years.
- that holland's flag was designed by the brazillian player Junior.
- that india does not have salt in it and take it from the sea.
- that the blood of wolves are a basic contents of Lipton tea.
Source(s):
did u know that all the above is Bullshit!
comon u believed it. GOTCHA!!
2006-07-27 23:54:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From Are You Being Served:
On the chest of a barmaid from Sale,
Was tatooed all the prices of ale,
Whilst on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
Was exactly the same, but in Braille
2006-07-28 00:02:56 · answer #4 · answered by freespiritpassingthrough 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pat Morita was on Happy Days
2006-07-27 23:55:45 · answer #5 · answered by higgins131 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On TV this morning the weatherman said "my teacher thought I had what it takes to be an astronaut - I'm always just taking up space."
2006-07-27 23:55:13 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go watch the clerks 2 itll make you laugh your *** off!
2006-07-27 23:54:15 · answer #7 · answered by Sas-n-Frass 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i fell over in the shower and a piece of lemon got stuck in my bottom.
2006-07-27 23:53:16 · answer #8 · answered by catsup 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush is a good president.
2006-07-28 02:56:42 · answer #9 · answered by noname 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why didn't the skeleton cross the street?
Because he had no guts!
2006-07-27 23:55:06 · answer #10 · answered by David K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋