imagine bush is dead. what happens now?

Answer 1

Dick Cheney hears the news... and suddenly has a heart attack, Dennis Hastert is then told that he will be the President of the United States soon after falling on the sidewalk cracking his skull wide open and dies... so the Speaker pro tempore of the Senate Ted Stevens takes over... unfortunately Alaska breaks away from the rest of Canada and sinks while Ted is at his home, so Dr. Rice then gets it... the KKK finds out and she is immediately assassinated... Henry M. Paulson Jr. Secretary of the Treasury says the heck with this... and Donal Rumsfeld becomes President of the United States attacking the world and declares himself King of the Mountain... The End.

Answer 2

We are so screwed! Unless the Republican Party can hold it together which I'm not sure if they could. However I feel this way about the next election. What if a Democrat becomes the next
President? I also am very scared of that because Bush kicks
some serious but and lately it seems like most of the Democrats
are a bunch of wimps!

Answer 3

We dig it up and make mulch out of it. We got a bush that is dead outside my apartment. Still waiting on the tree doctor to get here.

or, Cheney becomes president, if that was the bush you are talking about.

Answer 4

Haliburton takes over the world. Then they stockpile billons of gallons of oil to artificially raise the price of gasoline to $20 a gallon. Dick Cheney has a heart attack and dies. Massive nuclear war ensues. The world is over.

Pretty much the same thing that will happen if he lives.

Answer 5

Cheney federalizes all retirement plans and funnels them to his Swiss bank account, resigns and shows up on the French Riviera with a male prostitute flipping off the cameras from Entertainment Tonight.

Answer 6

Same thing different day. The Vice Prez comes in till time to vote ,then you vote and get another President to say good things, then bad things about. (not necessarily in that order). Then public pressure will determine as always what will happen next. *Phew need a breath

Answer 7

Propaganda is genuine. next you may ask why there are not daily photos and comments with reference to the hovering style of homeless. How approximately real information with reference to the unemployed? Why do no longer they rfile the unemployed that have fallen off the dole and end searching for artwork and function fallen off the radar and is additionally moving into nefarious activities to maintain nutrition interior the mouths of their families? a minimum of Obama is retaining the border open to drug traffickers so the backside stages of our society can get temporary chemical relief from their miseries. Alcoholism is likewise on the upward push.

Answer 8

WELL THE REINS GO THREW TOO MR CHAINEY AS THE NEW PRESIDENT HEY IF HE HAS SURIVEDD THIS LONG AS VICE PRESIDENT, I GIVE THE MAN A LOT OF CREDITT, FOR THE HEART TROUBLES HES HAD,, HE CANT CREATETATE A MORE OF A MESS WE ARE IN, NOW OVER GEORGE BUSH, WHAT A EXCUE FOR A PRESIDENT ETC, CHAINEY ILL, NOT DO ANY WORSE THAN HIS BOSS BELIVE ME HE WILL JUST FINISH HIS BOSEEES TERM OUT WHICH ISENT THAT LONG ANYAYS IF CHAINEY IS GONA SURIVE HE HAS THIS FAR WITH HIS HEART TROUBLES ETC

Answer 9

People might have to take responsibility for their own actions again, instead of just blaming everything on Bush.

Answer 10

I have to agree, Cheney would be a disaster.
How about we send the whole administration a letter,
telling them 20 million bucks in waiting for them in Fiji?

Then, have replacements, instantly ready to take their places.