2006-07-27 16:01:11 · 7 answers · asked by sose 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
The Long and Short Of It
Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown."
Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, "Are you OK??"
In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown."
Mike said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said 'Turn Around!'"
2006-07-27 19:46:18 · answer #1 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do we constantly allow guys to depict the way we feel or behave.
I'm sure most of us feel that we are independent self-reliant women yet when a guy doesn't call, we feel like ****. Suddenly we are no longer confident. Does he not like me anymore? Like wat the ****. I need to get off that hook. I need to think that i can move on. I know i can but i need time. After that i want no more emotional attachments cos they eventually hurt u. But i know no matter how much u tell urself to keep things simple..it becomes complicated.
Sch is ******* stressful with mid-terms on their way and project deadlines approaching like a looming dark cloud. Life has never been this stressful and boring. It's a routine. Sch-project meeting-home. But i dun think i can handle any distraction. It'll be too hectic. But my darlings..u can come and disturb me anytime. I appreciate the asking of my well being and concern from u people. It really helps.
I just want to make sure i never fall into the trap again. No matter how shitty or boring life can be..it's still better than having ur heart heaved out of ur body and being trampled on.
When i see someone in love, i feel like yanking their heads out and filling it with hate. I wonder what's so especially abt love that one actually forgets his own identity? I'm not toking without experience..Infact i can say with much certainty that I hate the feeling of being in love..It makes u weak, vulnerable, clingy, wide-eyed, dreamy and so many other words i can come out with that associate back to being a loser.. Where's the strong, up-town, sophisticated, I-Know-i can -make-it on-my-own woman? I'm really a huge feminist.. which is why i dun give a **** abt what a guy has to offer me cos it's never enough and also i can get watever i want myself!
2006-07-27 16:02:31 · answer #2 · answered by Princess illusion 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TO PRINCESS ILLUSION: amazing your perspective on love. But God has put us on this earth to love one another. Without love we would be nothing. When we are sad we yearn for love. I respect your great independence, but please understand not all men are bad. I've met many bad ones, but I still believe and hope there are some good out there.
2006-07-27 16:16:58 · answer #3 · answered by Yuri ^_^ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hum a few more bars, maybe I can name that tune.
2006-07-27 16:13:47 · answer #4 · answered by johnb693 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HUH? THIS IS NOT A ******* QUES. STOP WASTING UR LIFE AND OTHERS TOO.
2006-07-27 16:10:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are we board? So am I.
2006-07-27 16:05:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still bored!!!!!!??????????
2006-07-27 16:10:11 · answer #7 · answered by mustanglady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋