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These kids (minors) held me down and farted in my mouth. What can I do to them without getting in trouble.

2006-07-27 15:54:49 · 16 answers · asked by SlapADog 4 in Politics & Government Law & Ethics

16 answers

lol..i hope u held ur breath.....lol

2006-07-27 15:59:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 3

File a complaint against the kids for Unjust Vexation for farting in your mouth. The crime is a minor offense under the Penal Law. Since they are just kids, the court will just rehabilitate them and they are really not in trouble, just to correct them.

2006-07-27 23:01:33 · answer #2 · answered by FRAGINAL, JTM 7 · 0 0

DUDE theres a billl that was passed 11 years ago.....IF anyone including minors commit an act that violates you in a physical way you have the right to takr proper measures at the time ( beat the crap outta them) to defend yourself so basically hope they try to do it again and beat the **** outaa them or get a dog from some place and sit it loose at them then when people ask whos dog it is say i dont know

2006-07-27 23:00:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nothing. Anything you try will be taken as an act of war between you and them. It will escalate and you don't want that.

Turn the other cheek (nopun intended) and distance yourself from these hooligans.

2006-07-27 22:58:25 · answer #4 · answered by Marvinator 7 · 0 0

You should change your screen name to Potty Mouth.

2006-07-28 00:59:53 · answer #5 · answered by Bright Light 3 · 0 0

You can have them arrested for assault & battery. Then you can tell them to grow up because only whimps and loser think of things like that.

2006-07-27 22:58:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

get rosie o`donald to do the same to them, but be careful, she has been known to ask for as much as 5$. the nerve on that one huh...

2006-07-27 22:59:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Bud, you are too funny; can't help you. It could've been worse, you know. Get over it and consider yourself lucky.

2006-07-28 00:14:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Call the police or have a chat with their parents. That's about it.

2006-07-27 23:20:00 · answer #9 · answered by Carl 7 · 0 0

man, that's gross, what did you do to deserve that, or it was just out of the blue, how many kids? cause you look pretty strong.

2006-07-27 23:00:36 · answer #10 · answered by muskrat_susy 3 · 0 0

Just a moment!! Were those your kids, or just kids?
And how did they tackle you, big guy?

2006-07-27 23:45:40 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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