i saw this on e-bay and thought this would be really funny.
that beotch caused me plenty of poop, so maybe i should send her some. should i?? give me the best reason why or why not to and i'll give you 10 points. thanks-D
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=009&item=190013515960&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1
2006-07-27 15:42:54 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
wow ! How long have you been looking for a way to get back at her? Honestly I'm sure you can do better than such a crappy ( no pun intended) prank. you need to reevaluate why you want to get back at her and if the punishment really fits the crime committed against you.
How pissed are you? Can you do better? Does she deserve more or less punishment?
All I know is that if I was that upset to put that much effort into the search I would expect more of an outcome than POOP.
It's ultimately up to you man.
2006-07-27 15:50:36 · answer #1 · answered by ~brigit~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-06 01:32:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honey, living well is the best revenge. Take the money you would waste on this and do something nice for yourself. Maybe go to a bar and buy a nice young lady a drink, and get to know her? You know you will just look pathetic if you do this to your ex, and in the end she'll think "Good--I am still making him miserable, after all this." Let go of your hurt and anger, and have some REAL fun with someone you can build a future with.
2006-07-27 16:41:35 · answer #3 · answered by homebuyer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ud punish the mail carrier more than she--and even if u hated the house, the furniture, the memories, i bet u liked the mail carrier, right???? lol! i'm all about a home delivery if u r really searching for an extremely immature gag, but it's probably illegal 2 mail poopy thru the federal mail program......if they wanted 2, they might prosecute, and depending on how small ur town is the cops might go for this to teach the local jr.college about tracking clues or something. then the sh...would hit the fan on YOU not the ex...... love the creativity of the idea but not so much the possible repercussions!!! lol. u r funny, she shouldn't have divorced u :)
2006-07-27 15:51:38 · answer #4 · answered by Hot Lips 4077 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HERE'S THE MONEY-MAKER: (a little humor to break the ice)
1. LIFE IS ABOUT TRIALS. So, really, what is the point in retaliating? You win some, you lose some.....and.....
2. DON'T FORGET, YOU'VE PROBABLY BEEN THE SOURCE OF SOMEONE'S PAIN BEFORE, TOO. Keep in mind that we are able to forgive OURSELVES for our wrong-doings toward others, even if that forgiveness hasn't been earned.... This is also part of life.....and one more thing.......
3. YOU CAN'T GROW WITHOUT THE SUNSHINE ~AND~ THE RAIN!!! Just like on earth, everything would burn up if it didn't rain every now and then.... We NEED the trials in our life to be able to be as strong and as wonderful as we are today.....
=) EMBRACE THE RAIN!!! =)
(if THAT doesn't earn me 10 pts, I don't know what will! LOL J/K)
Seriously, though: BEST WISHES!!!
2006-07-27 16:05:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
DONT DO IT! No matter what pain your ex caused you there is nothing "he" can do to make you lose the morals/ethics that you have. Also the only way to be completely over your ex is forgiveness and compassion. By wanting to hurt your ex you are saying that you are still angry and are not completely over the situation. I say be an adult and just forgive him for all the wrong "he" did to you. You WILL find someone better for you.
i meant she in all the places you see he if your ex is a female...
2006-07-27 15:47:13 · answer #6 · answered by supa_wmn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure we've all felt this way about someone at one time or another BUT I would hold myself back from doing so. You can dream about it, fantasize about doing it and her reaction, get a good laugh out of it, imagined that you got even with her for some of the stuff she put you through, but down the road you will be proud of yourself for not doing it. Good Luck to you and may you find peace in your decision!
2006-07-27 17:05:04 · answer #7 · answered by HolidayGurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No...revenge is sweet but karma is so much more sour. It will come back to you three-fold, just like it will her. You might not be the one to cause her pain but trust me she'll get it sooner or later. Maybe she'll get in a bad relationship and call you late one night asking for advice...and that will be much sweeter than a can of poop she'll throw away once she gets it. Because, that conversation will ALWAYS exist
2006-07-27 15:46:38 · answer #8 · answered by outlandish234 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok first of all, how old are you? Thats so damn childish its not even funny. And i know someone who is even more immature than you...the actual seller of this CRAP and i mean that in all sense of the word. This is the stupidess thing ever. I dont care how much "POOP" your ex caused you, this is not the way to go. She is your ex, so forget about her, move on. Plus, its illegal to send sh*t thru the mall. Grow up u idiot
2006-07-27 15:54:22 · answer #9 · answered by Carpe Diem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The absolute best revenge is to ignore the person totally.
When you retaliate or try to even the score, you are actually telling that person that they hurt you and that you can't forget them.
Believe me, there is nothing worse to do to someone than ignore them - except getting another girlfriend right away.
2006-07-27 15:47:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋