2006-07-27 15:39:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Higher Education (University +)
How in hell, did you get your tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? Seriously, I wanna know. A graphical illustration would be mighty fine. As god, what does God had to do with your...ehm....accident?
2006-07-27 16:04:21 · answer #1 · answered by maxorian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same way I still believe in God when just a few years ago I got run over by a train and pulled down the track 200 feet by my right leg which was caught under a train car's wheel, and eventually severed in front of my eyes, and my back was skinned alive as I was drug on my back down the 200 feet along the track in the gravel or ballast. You just have a choice. You can whine about it, or you can figure that there's a power bigger than you and I can understand that just allowed a huge turn in your life, for whatever reason we damn sure don't know, and He's gonna make the best of it, in His own way, even if you keep bitchin' about it, lololololol. It may be tough to do, but if you think getting your tongue caught in a typewriter is tough, and I'm not denying it is, try getting run over by a train and drug down the track in extreme pain by your leg which will eventually be severed in front of your very eyes, all of which happened without your passing out, so you got to feel and watch every damned second of it. He's got His Will and His Way. Believing in it is your choice, but it sure beats not believing. God Bless you.
2006-07-27 22:56:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe that 's why GOD punished you!HE make you do that stupid things you do cause you can't control yourself? HE make you lose your mind for a minute and look what you did to yourself1 .HOW'S THE TONGUE?
2006-07-27 22:51:24 · answer #3 · answered by cellm8te 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God has an amazing sense of humor
2006-07-27 22:44:33 · answer #4 · answered by Classy Granny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God made no promises to save people from their own stupidity.
2006-07-27 23:07:50 · answer #5 · answered by Sgt. VietnamVet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God gave you the brain that would allow you to know that doing that is rather dumb. If you chose to ignore that it's your own darn fault.
2006-07-27 22:47:29 · answer #6 · answered by cmriley1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remember that God didn't put your tongue where it didn't belong.
2006-07-27 22:44:16 · answer #7 · answered by la india 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you are being punished for your tongue & cheek question.
2006-07-27 22:46:47 · answer #8 · answered by Lindy357 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just be glad it was just your tongue! could be worse...lol
2006-07-27 22:45:55 · answer #9 · answered by Michelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that sounds like proof
2006-07-27 22:44:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋