2006-07-27 15:30:39 · 9 answers · asked by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
Dear Weird Boss Inquirer,
I'll probably get hunted down and shot for saying this but, here goes...
I had this really hot boss who was a semi-professional ice skater and owned a leather-clothing store. She was definitely very attractive, highly successful in business and had a good personality if not a bit "stalkerish." I believe I was 20 years old at the time so no bashing on me, but the story goes, she was married and going through a divorce. I knew her brothers and her parents (awesome people by the way). She was about 27 years older at the time too - so I always thought of her as the "older" woman... Anyhow, she'd do weird things like, ask me if I wanted to drive her BMW around town or baby-sit her kid or go feed her dogs? Weird. I politely declined of course...
At one time, she held a ladder for me (more like my legs) while I was hanging merchandise and also asked me if I would massage her in the back room? Obviously I'm getting hit on... I had a girlfriend at the time and this chick was still married so, it was easy to say "no." I'm not a cheater for all you players out there.
Any who, one day she had this "store" meeting at her house - it was really early in the morning. I totally arrived on time and guess what, no one was there (but her car). I thought for sure I had gotten the times messed up but I decided to knock on her door instead. She opens the door with lingerie on and nothing else on... WOW! And me? Stupid me and too young to know any better said, "Uh, should I come back?" She invited me in and then proceeded to tell me how wonderful I was and how well I was doing at her store. She then offered me a "muffin" and sat down on the couch next to me with the muffin in her lap asking if I "wanted it" and for me to "come and get it." Ever hear of the expression "butter my muffin?" Literally.
At that moment, I was so nervous I went into the bathroom and locked the door. Did I tell you I was only 20? I think I was more like 19 and I remember visions of Dustin Hoffman and Mrs. Robinson jumping around in my mind... I stayed in there for like an hour. HAH HAH!!! I was such a dork.
After locking myself in her bathroom, she was banging on the door and managed to pry the damn thing open with a screwdriver. I went to run out and she grabbed me asking if everything was "okay." Right about then, her mom walks into her house and saw her half-naked pulling on me - I know I had this terrified look on my face and I could only imagine what she was thinking.
My boss (at the time) runs into her bedroom so embarrassed. Her mom and I stood there for like 30 minutes until I (with nothing better to talk about), commented on the art hanging on the wall. I'm totally weirded out by the way... I think her mom then told me how great her daughter was and that AFTER the divorce (she made this a point); she could really see her daughter dating a nice guy.
Anyhow, there were other weird things that happened like we were in an elevator with her kid and some people asked if we were married. I said, "no" and then when the people got off the elevator I can remember her screaming at me, "What? I'm not good enough to be your wife!!!" I went dancing with her and some girls at this club and was dancing with her best friend (who was single) and I remember her telling me that if I didn't stop dancing with her friend that I was going to be "fired." Please keep in mind that I never slept with the "boss."
At one point she actually left me alone and decided to hook up with this sales person from a different retail store that was across from her location in the mall. For all you guys out there that think that I should have "banged" her, you're going to like what happened next... I remember when her husband found out that she was sleeping with the sales "dude" that he took a baseball bat to the guy's new car and then to the guy's head. Lucky for me I kept my manhood to the girl that I was dating...
After her husband's baseball incident (he was a professional baseball player by the way - no names here to protect the innocent) he came up to me and "thanked" for me for not screwing his wife. No clue how he even knew this, must have been her mom who told him. Anyhow, that same day she fired me for telling some guy that he needed a bigger jacket than one that was on stock... I later found out it was because of the conversation that I had with her husband and that I never went out on all the dates that she kept asking me on... I think I like my skull "not" bashed in.
Years later she remarried and lives happily in some mid-western state. I think she sold her leather retail store and went onto some other kind of business. Anyhow, weird boss and weird scenario - just thought I'd share it. Don't tell her if you know her by the way...
Ha-ha!!!
~ A.R. Pouretezadi
2006-07-27 16:16:07 · answer #1 · answered by A R Pouretezadi 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hmmm....
In 1999, I worked for an EU-funded project. The project director was British. This Brit asked me if he could use my PC for a few minutes. The guy sits down in front of my PC, picks his nose first, then touches the mouse and types on my keyboard. After he left, I checked my mouse.....a moist, greensih booger is still stuck on the mouse's left button.
Yuuuuuuuuuckk!
2006-07-27 15:38:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The person was nice at first...really should never have gotten promoted...went all psycho. Threatened me on her last day of work. Basically, she was an all around nut!
2006-07-27 15:33:28 · answer #3 · answered by The one and only 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree. He merely had to make u see some thing gross to have ability over u. meanwhile others probable concept some thing else went on...and it form of did which exchange into his purpose
2016-11-03 04:04:58 · answer #4 · answered by sokin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A misguided countess.
2006-07-27 15:36:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooh! Good Question. Well, he has the, "pedosmile". (see. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo)
so We're always making fun of him behind his back that he rapes the others. Sick I know, but funny
2006-07-27 15:33:00 · answer #6 · answered by Jesus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very moody. I kept out of sight.
2006-07-27 15:33:28 · answer #7 · answered by RaininNE 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First day of the job, he told me, "roll me a joint or, your fired!".
2006-07-27 15:35:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
she is a male. any worst than dats? =)
and dats true..
2006-07-27 15:35:42 · answer #9 · answered by ~FriEnD~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋