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I couldn't do it becase elves stole my pants.

2006-07-27 15:30:20 · answer #1 · answered by chemicalimbalance000 4 · 2 0

Well, after accidentilly taking it into the fair with me I spilled some coke on it, and in a frantic attempt to dry it, I let the wind air dry it. So while holding it up I went on this ferris wheel and then accidentilly dropped it. on the way down to get it a stampede of bulls ran it over, luckily the wind carryed it right to me. We went home later and my cat scratched it up. It was in such bad condition tht theres no point in bringing it in when u cant see the answers. =)

2006-07-27 22:43:35 · answer #2 · answered by miho9000 3 · 0 0

When I was in 5th grade (I should have been in 6th, but the local school system sucks) I gave my blank science homework back to my teacher and said, "I did this stuff years ago. I'm not gonna do it again."
Sadly, though I was speaking the unvarnished truth, I had to do it anyway.

2006-07-27 23:48:37 · answer #3 · answered by paleozoictraveler 2 · 0 0

I walked up to my teacher when I was in 6th grade. My teacher said, "where's your homework?" I said," Ummm, My kitty mistook it for the litterbox and ummm....went to the bathroom on it. And I just couldn't do it again because I go to bed at 8:00 p.m." She didn't believe me and I had to do it that day. And you probably know, I don't go to bed at 8:00 p.m.

2006-07-27 22:40:20 · answer #4 · answered by Brown Eyes 2 · 0 0

Ummm what home work you didn't give any homework are you delusional... maybe you need a personal day or better yet a sabbetical

2006-07-27 23:06:16 · answer #5 · answered by Julia C 1 · 0 0

I died last night and was unable to do mi homework because I was not consious. The doctor revived me this morning right before class.

2006-07-28 00:26:58 · answer #6 · answered by Jay-V-Dub 3 · 0 0

It was trash day and my mother threw my homework away by mistake.

2006-07-27 22:30:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

my lil brother flush it down the toilet and i got proof

2006-07-27 22:31:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I didn't know how to do the problem!!

2006-07-27 22:40:16 · answer #9 · answered by prettycute4u62040 4 · 0 0

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